Funny Shayari In Hindi

Funny Shayari In Hindi

Funny Shayari In Hindi. If You Want To Maintain The Happiness In Your Life Then You Need To Make The Permanent Habit Of Fun Because Fun Is The Best Key To Get The More Success In Your Life Without Any Worry Or Stress. If You Have Any Type Of Stress And Problems About Your Life Then It Makes The More Sadness In Your Life Or When You Feel Sad When You Can’t Do Good In Your Life. So For The Best And Happy Life, We Suggest You Read Funny Shayari In Hindi. With The Help Of Little Things, We Try To Make More Happiness In Your Life So That You Can Enjoy Each And Every Moment Of Your Life. We Also Try To Provide Interesting Shayari So That It Can Help To Give More Satisfaction To You And You Can Easily Fulfil Your Needs.

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho
Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum

Ap Ki Smile Ne Sare Jahan
Ap Ki Smile Ne Sare Jahan Ko Hila DiyaComa Se Jage Howe Mareez Ko Dara Kar Sula Diya

Chandni raat sahil ko diwana bana
Chandni raat sahil ko diwana bana deti hai…
shamma parwane ko jala deti hai..
Ishaq aisi chiiz hai…
jo achcho achcho ko roola deti hai…!

Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya thathoda
Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,thoda nai besumar kiya tha,dil tut kar reh gaya,jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha.

Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina;
Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina; Wah Wah Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina; Khud Hi Hanskar Kahoge Made in China Made in China

Manzil kay hai rasta kya hai
Manzil kay hai, rasta kya hai,
hausla hai to fasla kya hai,
vo saja dekar door jaa baithe,
kis se puchhun ki meri khata kya hai

Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana
Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain…

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta
Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?

Hai Tu Agar Mera DilbarHai Tu
Hai Tu Agar Mera DilbarHai Tu Agar Mera DilbarTo Aaj Ke Lunch Ka Bill Tu Bha

The Best SMS Joke on Doctor
The Best SMS Joke on Docto

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo
Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari; Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega; Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar; To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega

Teacher to Electronis Student: “Naade” Ko
Teacher to Electronis Student: “Naade” Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?

Girlmujh par shayari karoBoyin kali kali
Girl.mujh par shayari karoBoy.in kali kali zulfo se karti ho andherain kali kali zulfo se karti ho andheraho jao takli aur kar do savera

Principal Madam Ka Bulawa AayaUnhone Mujhe
Principal Madam Ka Bulawa AayaUnhone Mujhe Lamba Chowra Bhashan Pilaya

Shayar hoon arj karta hoon shayariSunlo
Shayar hoon arj karta hoon shayariSunlo itni bhi nahi hi buriVarna murder kardoonga mere paas hai churi…

Woh Bewafa Hai To Kya Hua
Woh Bewafa Hai To Kya Hua Mat Bura Kaho Usko; Tum Mujhsey Set Ho Jaao Daffaa Karo Usko

Kya lekar aaya tha Kya lekar
Kya lekar aaya tha? Kya lekar jayega? Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim Tu kitna chillar bachayega?

Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe
Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo Mere pyaar ke icon pe kabhi to double-click karo

Na Jaane Woh Humse Kya Chupaati
Na Jaane Woh Humse Kya Chupaati Thi; Kuch Tha Uske Honthon Par Na Jane Kyu Sharmaati Thi; Jab Humne Muh Khulwake Dekha To Pata Chala; Wo To Tambakoo Khaati Thi

Is duniya me sab kuch BIKTA
Is duniya me sab kuch BIKTA hai
Fir judaai hi kyon RISHWAT nahi leti….
MARTA nahi koi kisi se JUDA ho kar
Bas YAADEN hain jo JEENE nahi deti.

Arz Kiya Hai: Dena Hai Ye
Arz Kiya Hai: Dena Hai Ye Dil Daan Mein; Dena Hai Ye Dil Daan Mein; Koi Hai Kya Mast Item Aapke Dhyaan Mein

Ab Aur Mat SataoGarden Mein Paani
Ab Aur Mat SataoGarden Mein Paani Dena HaiKaam Par Jaldi Aao.

Dil Bana To Deewane BaneSharab Bani
Dil Bana To Deewane BaneSharab Bani To Mekhane BaneKuch To Baat Hai Ap Mein BhiYoonhi To Nahi PAGAL Khane Bane

Dil ka dard dil todne wale
Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane

Unhone Ne Dekha Humein Tirchi Nazar
Unhone Ne Dekha Humein Tirchi Nazar Se To Hum Madhosh Ho Gaye; Jab Pata Chala Ki Unke Nain He Tirche Hai To Hum Behosh Ho Gaye

Ek Chor Chori Karne Ek Ghar
Ek Chor Chori Karne Ek Ghar Mein Ghusa,Malik: Kaun Hai?Chor: Miyaaun.Malik: Kaun Hai?Chor: Miyaaun.Malik: Kaun Hai?Chor: Sale Billi Hai Billi.

jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega
jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega

Dabbay Main Dabba Dabay Main KhargoshUncle
Dabbay Main Dabba Dabay Main Khargosh,Uncle Nay Aankh Mari Aunty Bay-Hosh…:D

Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se
Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno.

Ishq Mohabbat To Hazaaro Karte Hain;
Ishq Mohabbat To Hazaaro Karte Hain; Gum Aur Judaai Se Sabhi Darte Hain; Hum To Na Ishq Karte Hain Na Mohabbat Bas; Dost Ki Ek Smile Ke Liye SMS Karte Hain

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi
Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega Maklul ki fitrat he ye kafir Dimag fat jayega par ye sher samajh nahi ayega

Hui Koi Khata Humse To Saja
Hui Koi Khata Humse To Saja Dena; Hum Yaad Rahe To Thik Varna Bhula Dena; Bas Ek Ilteja Hai Tujhse Haseen Ki; Break Off Se Pehle Apni Kisi Saheli Se Mila Dena

Pani Aanay Ki Baat Karte HooDil
Pani Aanay Ki Baat Karte HooDil Jalane Ki Baat Karte HooChar Din Se Moo Nahi Dhoiya Tum Nahane Ki Baat Karte Hoo

Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke
Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad; Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad; Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad; Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad

Tumar Satha Tanki Maira Manibag Faka
Tumar Satha Tanki Maira Manibag Faka
Mase Mase Goccha Dilam Hazar Pachek Taka
Akhon Tumi Kaita Poro Amai System Koira?
Eccha Kora Size Koira Day Bondo Tura Doira!

Agar main soa jau to mujhe
Agar main soa jau ,to mujhe uthana mat,

Husband – No Today isNag PanchamiLe
Husband – No. Today isNag Panchami,Le Nagin Pee Le.

He is KISSING She is KISSING;
He is KISSING She is KISSING; He is KISSING She is KISSING; Some text missing some text missing

Baarish Hue Bheeg Gaye Hum; Baarish
Baarish Hue Bheeg Gaye Hum; Baarish Hue Bheeg Gaye Hum; Rajinikanth Ne Phuk Maari; Aur Fir Kya – Sukh Gaye Hum

Main Ek Seedha Sadha Insan HuPar
Main Ek Seedha Sadha Insan HuPar Main Apni Baayi Aankh Se Pareshan Hu

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna
Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gayi Dil se aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gai

Sumundar Se Keh Do Apni Mojain
Sumundar Se Keh Do Apni Mojain Sanbhal Ke Rakhe; Zindagi Mein Tofaan Laane Ke Liye Susral Wale Hi Kaafi Hai

Jalney Ko Aag Kehtain HeinBujhay Ko
Jalney Ko Aag Kehtain HeinBujhay Ko Raakh Kehtein HeinGarden Ko Bhaag Kehte HeinJo Ap Ke Pas Nahi Ose Dimag Kehte Hein

Kuch Hosha Bhi Fanna The Kuch
Kuch Hosha Bhi Fanna The Kuch Aankhon Mein Bhi Nami Thi; Saari Raat Jis Se Hum Ne Chatting Ki Vo Hamari Girlfriend Ki Mummy Thi

Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki
Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki DukanTumne Ne Dekhi Paro Ki MuskanJab Tumne Ne Khilaya Paro Ko PaanKhake Paan Paro Boli”Shukriya Bhai Jaan

Do pal ki bhi khushi na
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge

Aashiq Pagal Ho Jate Hai Pyar
Aashiq Pagal Ho Jate Hai Pyar Mein; Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jati Hai Intezar Mein; Magar Ye Fouzii Dilruba Nahi Samajhti; Golgappe Khati Firti Hai Baazar Mein

Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana
Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain; Baagon Mein Phool Khilane Se Darte Hain; Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil; Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain

Yaadon ki keemat woh kya jaane
Yaadon ki keemat woh kya jaane,
jo khud hi yaadon ko mita diya karte hain..
Yadoon ki keemat toh unse puchho..
jo yaadon ke sahaare zindagi bita diya karte hain …!

Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na
Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge
Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone denge
Meri zindagi main Suraj nikle na nikle
Teri zindagi main kabhi shaam na hone denge…

Aaj Yaroo Phir Ham Se Ho
Aaj Yaroo Phir Ham Se Ho Gaey Ek BhoolTohfe Mein De Diya Os Ko Ghobi Ka Phool

Dil Do To Kisi Ek Ko
Dil Do To Kisi Ek Ko Jo Dil Se Nek Ho; Aggar Sachha Pyaar Na Mile Try Maro Har Ek Ko

Arj Kiyaa Hai: Tum Se Nazar
Arj Kiyaa Hai: Tum Se Nazar Milaate Hi; Bhadak Uthe Mere Dil Mein; Mohabbat Ke Shole; Ole Ole Ole Ole Ole Ole

Wo chham chham kar ke aayiwo
Wo chham chham kar ke aayiwo chham chham kar ke chali gayimain sindoor le kar khada thawo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..

Rakh le botal kafan meinSaath
Rakh le – botal kafan mein,Saath baith kar piya karenge,Jab mange ga hisab gunahon ka,Ek peg usse bhi de diya karenge..

Message Pe Message Bhejte Ho; Bhej
Message Pe Message Bhejte Ho; Bhej Bhej Ke Bheja Uddarte Ho; Bhejne Ho Toh Sirf Khud Ke Bhejo; Doosron Ka Bheja Hua Bhejte Ho

Tumhari Adaon Pe Main VariVari; Tumhari
Tumhari Adaon Pe Main Vari-Vari; Tumhari Adaon Pe Main Vari-Vari; Kya Udhar Light Aa Ri? Idhar Toh Aa Ri – Ja Ri Aa Ri – Ja Ri

Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga Angreji
Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!

Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha
Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
dil tut kar reh gaya,
jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha…

Wo Ishk To Karti Hai Par
Wo Ishk To Karti Hai Par Junoon Nahi Karti; Wo Katal To Karti Hai Par Khoon Nahi Karti; Is Kadar Kanjoos Hai Meri Chahne Vaali; Miss Call To Karti Hai Phone Nahi Karti

Arz Kiya Hai: Sita Ji Ke
Arz Kiya Hai: Sita Ji Ke Vanvaas Jaane Mein Bahut Badi Seekh Hai; Wah Wah Sita Ji Ke Vanvaas Jaane Mein Bahut Badi Seekh Hai; Ghar Mein Teen-Teen Saas Ho To Jungle Hi Theek Hai

Santa: Sabji Lene GayaSabji Wala Sabji
Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya,Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani Chidak Raha Tha,Santa Intezar Karta Raha, Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Bola, “Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo Tol Do”.

Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi
Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya
Usne din se khana nahi khaya.
Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,
Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein.

Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya
Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,
Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.

Zindgi Ki Rah Ma Rasty Badal
Zindgi Ki Rah Ma Rasty Badal Jaty Hen
Waqt Ki Andhi Ma Insan Badal Jaty Hen
Sochty Hen Tumhe Itna Yad Na Karen Lekin
Ankh Band Karty He Irady Badal Jaty Hen

Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi
Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya,
majnu ne teen din tak Khana nahi khaya,
majnu marne wala hai laila ke pyar mein,
laila baithi hai sms free hone ke intazar mein

Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut
Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath
Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad
Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez “check” karta hoon main
“Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad”

Daddy Internet Laga DeinDil Ka Connection
Daddy Internet Laga DeinDil Ka Connection MiladeinDaddy Internet Laga DeinMujhe Aaya Mail Dostoun KaKab Lagay Ga Itna Bata DeinHomework Pura Hota NahiRaat Ko Mein Sota NahiJab Mood Ho Parhai KaHomework Koi Hota Nahi.Net Bhi Hai Kamaal CheezBas Aati Ho Agar Chalani KeysWaisay To Bohot Hai Kaam Is KayPar Chatting Pe Lagti Nahi Fees.Aap Kehte Hain Mein Shor Machaon GaTry Karo Mein Naraz Na Kar Paon GaMein God Promise Karta HunNet Aap Ke Saunay Ke Baad Lagaun Ga.Saheli Nahi MeriHaan Dost Hi Hotay HainWho Saray Ke Saray School Mein Hi Sotay HainRaat To Guzarti Hai Net Par Typing KartaySubha Bhi Chat Room Mein Hi Hotay Hain.Ladkian Bhi Kamaal Hoti HainGhar Pe Apni Misaal Hoti HainSaara Kaam Khatam KarkayDas Bajay Saday Naal Hoti Hain.Ab To Mujhe Internet LagadeinMeri Bhi Mauj KaradeinMein Bhi Dhondta Hun Cyber BahooDaddy Internet Laga Dein

Bazahir Wo Mera Khayal Karti HaiJhoot
Bazahir Wo Mera Khayal Karti HaiJhoot Bolti Hai Magar Kamal Karti Hai

Ishq Kernai Walon Ka Yehi Anjam
Ishq Kernai Walon Ka Yehi Anjam Hota HaiKabhi Nazla Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Zukaam Hota Hai

Aashiq Hoon Par Maashooq Farebi Hai
Aashiq Hoon Par Maashooq Farebi Hai Mera Kaam; Majnoon Ko Bura Kahti Hai Laila Mere Aage

Tere Rukhsaar Se Hi Jal Jati
Tere Rukhsaar Se Hi Jal Jati Hai Cigarette Meri; Iss Atishi Husn Ne Machis Kee Bachat Kar Dee

Kash Tumhare Chere Pe ChickenPox Ke
Kash Tumhare Chere Pe Chicken-Pox Ke Daag Hote,…Chand To Tum Ho Hi,Sitaray Bhi Saath Hote!!

Moor Ker Na Dekh Mujhe Yoon
Moor Ker Na Dekh Mujhe Yoon Hanstay Hanstay Mere Dost Hain Barre Kharab Keh Dengay Bhabhi Namaste

Beeti Hui Zindagi Ki Kuch Itni
Beeti Hui Zindagi Ki Kuch Itni Si Kahani Hai; Kuch Khud Barbaad Hue; Kuch Orkut Aur Facebook Ki Meharbani Hai

Shayad Bhagvan Ko Mujh Par Taras
Shayad Bhagvan Ko Mujh Par Taras AayaUnhone Mujhe Shivani Se MilayaMaine Use Apna Haal BatayaTab Jake Usne Mujhe Apnaya

Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Wo Meri
Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Wo Meri HaiAankhe Uski Jheel Si Gehri HainPurpose Kar-Kar Ke Thak GayaTab Jaake Jana Ke Saali Behri Hai.

Maire Dukhoon Ki Dhanak Mein Rang
Maire Dukhoon Ki Dhanak Mein Rang Na BharMohabbat Or Nafrat Ki Jang Na LarKhushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na KarPappu Yaar Tang Na Kar !!

To Arz Kiya: Tum Jo Aaye
To Arz Kiya: Tum Jo Aaye Zindagi Mein Baat Ban Gayi; Tum Jo Aaye Zindagi Mein Baat Ban Gayi; Samose Me Chutney Daali Chaat Ban Gayi

Students K Dard University Kya JaneColleg
Students K Dard University Kya JaneColleg K Riwaj Parent Kya JaneHoti Kitni Taqlif Paper Likhne MeWo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane

Jawani Ke Din Chamkille Ho Gaye;
Jawani Ke Din Chamkille Ho Gaye; Aur Husn Ke Tewar Nukile Ho Gaye; Hum Izhaar Karne Me Thode Dhille Ho Gaye; Aur Unke Hath Peele Ho Gaye

Umeedon Ki Manzil Toot Gayi; Aankho
Umeedon Ki Manzil Toot Gayi; Aankho Se Ashqo Ki Dhara Beh Gayi; Arre Tumhari Bhi Kya Ijjat Reh Gayi; Jab Class Main Ladki Bhaiya Keh Gayi

Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek
Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai; Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti; Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai; Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti

Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula
Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga; Sab Hi Ki Tasveerein Jala Dunga; Ek Tum Hi Rahogi Iss Dil Mein; Phone Mein Balance Dalwa Do Bahut Dua Dunga

Zindagi Lambi Hai Dost Banate RahoDil
Zindagi Lambi Hai Dost Banate RahoDil Mile Na Mile Hath Milate RahoTaj Mahalbanana To Mushkil Hai MagerHar Gali Main Anarkali Phasantay Raho

Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi Hamne
Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ,Hamne uski doli utha rakhi thi ,Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi….

Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion
Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion NahiDosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion NahiMer Jaoge Aise Roz Laga Lga KerQabz Hai Tou HASHMI SPAGHOL Khate Kyun Nahi

Subah Ki Pehli Kiran Tumhari Shaan
Subah Ki Pehli Kiran Tumhari Shaan Hogi,Subah Ki Doosri Kiran Tumhari Aan Hogi,Subah Ki Teesri Kiran …Oye Bas Yaar, Warna Garmi Jyada Hogi.

Woh Ishq Ki Raaho Mein Kya
Woh Ishq Ki Raaho Mein Kya Kamaal Karti Hai; Wah Wah Woh Ishq Ki Raaho Mein Kya Kamaal Karti Hai; Likhti Hai I Love You Aur Send to All Karti Hai

Jahan Ki Gurbat Me Sukun Nahi
Jahan Ki Gurbat Me Sukun Nahi Ayega; Gam-e-tohin Se Kubul Nahi Ayega; Maklul Ki Fitrat He Ye Kafir; Dimag Fat Jayega Par Ye Sher Samajh Nahi Ayega

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar JayegaChund Lamho
Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar JayegaChund Lamho Mein Exam Aayega…..Abhi Bhi Time Hai Thora PerhloNahi To Pass Kya “Munna Bhai” Karwaega!

Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon
Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon …..Waah! Waah!..Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon …..Waah! Waah!…Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!Good Afternoon!!

Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se
Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno …

Kya hua jo usne racha li
Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge,Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge…..

Rule Of Boys:Phulo Ki Mahak Ko
Rule Of Boys:Phulo Ki Mahak Ko Churaya Nahi JataSuraj Ki Kirno Ko Chupaya Nahi JataKitni Bhi Soni Ho Girlfrnd ApniDusro Ki Girlfrnd Ko Bhulaya Nahi Jata..

Wo Jo Sar Jhuka Ke Baithe
Wo Jo Sar Jhuka Ke Baithe HainHamara Dil Churaye Baithe HainHumne Unse Kaha Hamara Dil Hume Lauta DoTo Bole Hum To Hatho Mein Mehendi Laga Ke Baithe Hain.

Teri Yaad Mein Humne Kalam Uthaayi;
Teri Yaad Mein Humne Kalam Uthaayi; Liya Paper Aur Tasveer Aapki Banayi; Socha Tha Ki Usko Dil Se Laga Kar Rakhenge; Magar Wo Toh Bacho Ko Draane Ke Kaam Aayi

Dil Ki Baat Dil Mein Mat
Dil Ki Baat Dil Mein Mat Rakhna; Jo Pasand Ho Usse I Love You Kehna; Agar Wo Gusse Mein Aa Jaaye To Darna Mat; Raakhi Nikaal Na Aur Kehna Pyari Behna Milti Rehna

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam Missed call hee maar de

Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi Hamne
Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ,
Hamne uski doli utha rakhi thi ,
Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,
Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi…

Pani Main Tairna machali ka style
Pani Main Tairna machali ka style
Hawa me udna panchi ka style
Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style
Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .

khushbu ne phool ko khas banaya
khushbu ne phool ko khas banaya,
phool ne mali ko khas banaya,
chahat ne mohabbat ko khas banaya,
kambakht mohabbat ne kitno ko devdas banaya…

Umar Ki Raah Mein Jazbaat Badal
Umar Ki Raah Mein Jazbaat Badal Jaate Hain; Waqt Ki Aandhi Mein Halaat Badal Jaate Han; Sochta Hoon Kaam Kar-Kar Ke Record Tod Du; Lekin Kambakht Salary Dekhte Hi Khayaal Badal Jaate Hain

Hum Teri Dosti Aakri Dum Tak
Hum Teri Dosti Aakri Dum Tak Nibhaayenge; Jahaan Tu Pair Rakehga Vahaan Phool Bichaayenge; Tu Ek Baar Examination Hall Mein Ghus To Sahi; Vaadaa Hai Tujhse Ki Hum Parchi Fenkne Zarur Aayenge

Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar
Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.

Bichad gaye hai jo unka sath
Bichad gaye hai jo unka sath kya mangu
zara si umar hai gam se nijat kya mangu
wo sath hote to hoti zrurate bhi hume
Akeli jaan k liye kaynat kya mangu …

Banke ajnabi mile the zindagi ke
Banke ajnabi mile the zindagi ke safar mein,
In yadon ke lamhon ko mitayenge nahi,
Agar yaad rakhna fitrat hai aapki,
To vaada hai hum bhi aapko bhulayenge nahi.

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai…

Khwabon mein jeena jab aadat ban
Khwabon mein jeena jab aadat ban jaati hai,
Haqeekat ki dunia berang nazar aati hai,
Koi intezar karta hai zindagi ke liye,
Aur kisi ki zindagi intezar mein guzar jati hai.

Tujhe bhuliteri yaado ko na bhula
Tujhe bhuli,teri yaado ko na bhula payi,
saare sansar jeeti,ek tujhse na jeet payi,
teri yaado me aisi khoyi,kisi ko yaad na kar paayi,
tune mujhe is kadr chhod diya ki,kisi ki aaj tak ho naa paayi

Bazahir Wo Mera Khayal Karti HaiJhoot
Bazahir Wo Mera Khayal Karti HaiJhoot Bolti Hai Magar Kamal Karti Hai

Aaj Yaroo Phir Ham Se Ho
Aaj Yaroo Phir Ham Se Ho Gaey Ek BhoolTohfe Mein De Diya Os Ko Ghobi Ka Phool

Akbar Dabe Nahin Kisi Sultaan Ki
Akbar Dabe Nahin Kisi Sultaan Ki Fauj Se; Lekin Shaheed Ho Gaye Biwi Ki Nauj Se

Ap Ki Smile Ne Sare Jahan
Ap Ki Smile Ne Sare Jahan Ko Hila DiyaComa Se Jage Howe Mareez Ko Dara Kar Sula Diya

First Caller: Mera Vodafone Ka Sim
First Caller: Mera Vodafone Ka Sim Kharab Ho Gaya Hai!Ghantu: To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le.

Shraab Dard Ki Dawa HaiPeene Se
Shraab Dard Ki Dawa HaiPeene Se Koi Khraabi NahiDil Ke Dard Se Peete HainWaise Hum Shraabi Nahi

Muqadar Main Raat Ki Neend Nahi
Muqadar Main Raat Ki Neend Nahi To Kya Hua; Hum Bhi Muqadar Ko Dhoka De Kar Din Ko So Jatay Hain

A couple had a fight whole
A couple had a fight whole night.Later Next morning, Husband offered a glass of milk to his wife.

Chup Ho Kis Wajah Se Humein
Chup Ho Kis Wajah Se Humein Maloom Nahi Hai Magar; Dil Doob Sa Jata Hai Jab Tum Bakwas Nahi Karte

Wo Aaye Meri Kabar Pe Diya
Wo Aaye Meri Kabar Pe Diya Bujha Ke Chal Diye; Jo Bachaa Khucha Tel Tha Sir Mein Laga Ke Chal Diye

Taras Gye Hum Tere Labon Se
Taras Gye Hum Tere Labon Se Kuchh Sun-ne Ke Liye; Pyaar Ki Baat Na Sahi Koi Bakwaas Hi Kar Liya Karo

Shayad Mere Pyar Ko Taste Karna
Shayad Mere Pyar Ko Taste Karna Bhool Gayee Tum; Dil Sey Aisa Cut Kiya Ke Paste Karna Bhool Gayee Tum

Girl : Main Jab Bhi Call
Girl : Main Jab Bhi Call Karti Hoon Tum Shaving Kar Rahe Hote Ho,Din Mein Kitni Bar Shaving Karte Ho?

Zindgi Ne Diye Bahot Se Dhoke;
Zindgi Ne Diye Bahot Se Dhoke; Gor Farmaye Zindgi Ne Diye Bahot Se Dhoke; But it s OK it s OK it s OK

Dil Se Kabhi Mujhe Yaad Kiya
Dil Se Kabhi Mujhe Yaad Kiya Karo; Itna Gair Na Samjho Call Nahi To Atleast; Miss Call To Kar Liya Karo

Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan Tuhaar chehra
Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan Moti hamaar kutte ka naam

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar dunga Woh na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga

Ghantu Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki
Ghantu Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi,Magar Pehle Din Hi Use Unhone Bahut Mara Aur Nikal Diya

Mein Tere Pyar Mein Paagal Hua
Mein Tere Pyar Mein Paagal Hua ChhaliyeMein Tere Pyar Mein Paagal Hua Chhaliye,Iodex Maliye Kaam Pe Chaliye

Bazuomein dum rakhta hun Dil mein
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun Dil mein gum rakhta hun Pata tha SMS ayega tera Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun

Jab Bhi Main Kisi Ko Dekhta
Jab Bhi Main Kisi Ko Dekhta Hu Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Jati HaiBachpan Ka Ek Kissa Suniye, Ye Baat Hai Bachpan Ki

Daarhi Ka Ek Baal Bhi Baqi
Daarhi Ka Ek Baal Bhi Baqi Nahin Raha; Begum Yeh Kya Mila Diya Tu Ne Khizaab Mein Translation: Khizaab: Hairdye

Woh Insaan Hi Kya Jo Tere
Woh Insaan Hi Kya Jo Tere Hotel Ke Harche Utha Na SakayMein Chuka Kar Saare Bill Zinda Rahoon Khuda Na Kare…!!!

Khawaab Aayaa To Hum Uskaa Didaar
Khawaab Aayaa To Hum Uskaa Didaar Paa Gaye; Par Kambakht Without Make-Up Aayi Thi Iss Liye Hum; Neend Mein Ghabraa Gaye

Kya leke aye they Kya lekar
Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!

Arz Farmaiya Hai: Ishq Mein Zor
Arz Farmaiya Hai: Ishq Mein Zor Nahi Chalta Ghalib; Wah Wah Ishq Mein Zor Nahi Chalta Ghalib; Kabz Mein Bhi Nahi Chalta

Hawa Ka Jhoka AayaTeri Khushbu Sath
Hawa Ka Jhoka AayaTeri Khushbu Sath LayaHawa Ka Jhoka AayaTeri Khushbu Sath LayaMai Samajh Gayi Ki Tu Aaj Phir Nhi Nahaya

Ghar Hua Gulshan Hua Sehra HuaHer
Ghar Hua Gulshan Hua Sehra HuaHer Jaga Mera Junoo Ruswa HuaDil Mera Yeh Keh K Wapis KardiaDosra Dejeaga Yeh Hai Pichka Hua

Rakh Le Botal Kafan Mein;
Rakh Le – Botal Kafan Mein; Saath Baith Kar Piya Karenge; Jab Mange Ga Hisab Gunahon Ka; Ek Peg Usse Bhi De Diya Karenge

Dekh Ke Roop Tera SuhanaYaad Agaya
Dekh Ke Roop Tera SuhanaYaad Agaya Dadi Amma Ka Khil Khilana.Itni Hogayi Ho Tum Purani..Ab To Bas Kardo Ladko Ko Patana..!!

Mat Pee Sharab Galib Masjid Mein
Mat Pee Sharab Galib Masjid Mein Baith KarMat Pee Sharab Galib Masjid Mein Baith KarEk Hi Botal Hai, Kahin Khuda Na Mang Le

Bari warsi khatan gaya si khat
Bari warsi khatan gaya si khat ke leyanda Taanga; Bari warsi khatan gaya si khat ke leyanda Taanga; Oye agge ki? Agge Ghora

Arz Kiya Hai Rok Do Mere
Arz Kiya Hai Rok Do Mere Janaaze Ko; Ab Mujhme Jaan Aa Rahi Hai; Aage Se Thoda Right Le Lo Kyonki Daru Ki Dukaan Aa Rahi Hai

Bhagwan Ke Bina Mandir Adhoora HaiDosti
Bhagwan Ke Bina Mandir Adhoora HaiDosti Bina Jivan Adhoora HaiPatni Bina Ghar Adhoora HaiTumare Bina Pagal Khana Adhoora Hai

Suraj Bana To Badal BaneChand Bana
Suraj Bana To Badal BaneChand Bana To Tare BaneKuch To Baat Hai Aap MeinKuch To Baat Hai Aap MeinYuhi Nahi Pagaalkahne Bane!!

Mein Hoon Yahan Tu Hai Wahan…Mein
Mein Hoon Yahan Tu Hai Wahan…Mein Hoon Yahan Tu Hai Wahan…………….Lifebuoy Hai Jahan Tandurusti Hai Wahan…

Ratan Tata Ne Establish Kiya TataRatan
Ratan Tata Ne Establish Kiya Tata..Ratan Tata Ne Establish Kiya Tata…………….“Itni Sakti Hamen Dena Data “

Ki Ruthe Hai Aise Wo Humse
Ki Ruthe Hai Aise Wo Humse Jaise Hum Sach Mein Unhe Mana Lenge; Itna Waqt Kaun Barbaad Kare Itne Mein To Hum Dusri Pataa Lenge

ActuallyBasicallyBiologicallyTechnicallyChemicallyPhysicallyMentallyMathematicallyElectricallyNormallyMechanically&Finally
ActuallyBasicallyBiologicallyTechnicallyChemicallyPhysicallyMentallyMathematicallyElectricallyNormallyMechanically&Finally

Dhokha Mila Jab Pyar Mein; Zindagi
Dhokha Mila Jab Pyar Mein; Zindagi Mein Udaasi Chaa Gayi; Socha Tha Chhod Dein Is Raah Ko; Kambhakht Mohalley Mein Dusri Aa Gayi

Aashiqi Ka Ho Bura Haal; Ishne
Aashiqi Ka Ho Bura Haal; Ishne Bigaare Saare Kaam; Hum Toh A B Mein Rahe; Aghiaar B A Pass Ho Gaye Translation: Aghiaar: Others

Na Mujhe Kisi Ka Dil Chahiye;
Na Mujhe Kisi Ka Dil Chahiye; Na Mujhe Jamane Se Koi Aas Hai; Jo Apni Girlfriend Ki Pappi Dilwa De; Bas Aise Dost Ki Talaash Hai

Dhokha Mila Jab Pyar Main Zindagi
Dhokha Mila Jab Pyar Main Zindagi Mein Udaasi Si Chaa Gayi; Socha Tha Chhod Dein Is Raah Ko Kambhakht Mohalley Mein Dusri Aa Gayi

Maire Dukhoon Ki Dhanak Mein Rang
Maire Dukhoon Ki Dhanak Mein Rang Na BharMohabbat Or Nafrat Ki Jang Na LarKhushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na KarPappu Yaar Tang Na Kar !!

Jawani ke din chamkile hon gayehusn
Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,husn ke tever nokile ho gaye,faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye,ki unke haath peele ho gaye….

Dil Toota Hai Mera Par Ashk
Dil Toota Hai Mera Par Ashk Nahi; Uss Ka Ehsaas Hai Par Woh Pass Nahi; Judaii Ka Dard Zaroor Hai Hum Ko; Lekin Itna Bhi Khaas Nahi

Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai;
Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai; Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai; Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro; Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai

Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena kabhi
Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo

Unke Gum Me Jo Pee Li
Unke Gum Me Jo Pee Li Sharaab; Unke Gum Me Jo Pee Li Sharaab; Fir Jo Hui Tabiyat Kharab; De Tatti De Peshaab – De Tatti De Peshaa

Isse Pehle Ki Wo Mujhe Aur
Isse Pehle Ki Wo Mujhe Aur Kuch Keh PaatiMeri Baayi Aakh Chal GayeeUnhone Mujhe Vidyalaya Se NikalaPhir Mai Sidha Andaman Aa Pahucha

Dost Ne Kahaa Imtihaan Mein ki
Dost Ne Kahaa Imtihaan Mein ki Paanchve Swaaal Ka Jawaab Batao; Main Bhi Muskuraa Kar Bas Itna Hi Keh Saka Melody Khao Khud Jaan Jao

Ishq Ke Khayaal Bohat Hain; Ishq
Ishq Ke Khayaal Bohat Hain; Ishq Ke Charche Bohat Hain; Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq; Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain

Paagal Hai Wo Log Jo Ladkiyo
Paagal Hai Wo Log Jo Ladkiyo Ko Miss Karte Hai; Miss Karna Hai To Machharo Ko Karo; Jo Jaan Hateli Per Rakh Kar Aap Ko Kiss Karte Hai

Heer Kahe Raanjhe SeO Sun Mere
Heer Kahe Raanjhe Se,O Sun Mere Ranjhana,Heer Kahe Raanjhe Se,O Sun Mere Ranjhana,Jhuthe Bartano Ko TumRagad Ragad Ke Maanjna…

Salma Ke Pyaar Me Doob Gaya
Salma Ke Pyaar Me Doob Gaya PeterGaur FarmaiyeSalma Ke Pyaar Me Doob Gaya Peter…….Ab Hero Honda Splendor Kilometer Prati Lete

Zindgi Ki Har Ek Udaan Baaki
Zindgi Ki Har Ek Udaan Baaki HaiHar Mod Pr Ek Imtihan Baki HaiAbhi To Sirf Aap Hi Pareshan Hai MujhseAbhi To Pura Hindustan Baaki Hai.

Jab Tujhe Dekhu My Dil Start
Jab Tujhe Dekhu My Dil Start FlyingMujhse Baat Kare I Keep Trying,Jab Door Jaye I Felt CryingAre Itna Tension Mat Le I Was Lying.

Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye
Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye Taj na banaiye costly padega Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye

Meri ankho ko sapne fir dikha
Meri ankho ko sapne fir dikha gaya koi buzhti sason me mahak fir jaga gaya koi kya ye sachmuch pyar hai ya Chutiya fir se bana gaya koi

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb
Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.

Yaad Rakh Kar Meri Dosti Ko
Yaad Rakh Kar Meri Dosti Ko TumneMeri Zindagi Per Ehsaan Kar DiyaMere Mobile Mein Bhi Ye Aakhri Rupeeya ThaLe Voh Bhi Tere Naam Kar Diya

Hum Jeete Bar HainHum Marte
Hum Jeete Bar HainHum Marte Ek Baar HainPyar Bhi Ek Baar Hota HaiAur Shadi Bhi Ek Bar Hi Hoti HaiToh Fir Ye Saale Exams Bar-Bar Kyon?.

Ghongat Uthtey Hi Cheekh Uthi DulhanHae
Ghongat Uthtey Hi Cheekh Uthi DulhanHae Kis Shakal Key Jawan Hain AapMujh Ku Marhoom Kitney Piyarey TheyHu Baho Merey Bhai Jaan Hain Aap

PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA
PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA
TO KISI NE KASAM KHAI HAI
Tum WO MAJNOO HAI
JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI

APPLE KATrsquo;TA HO KNIFE SE PANI
APPLE KAT’TA HO KNIFE SE
PANI PITA HO PIPE SE
KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAI
JUTAI KHATA HO TUM WIFE SE

Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum; Apni
Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum; Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum; Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya; Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum

Khidki se dekha to raastey pe
Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha

Dil Mein Ek Shor Ho Raha
Dil Mein Ek Shor Ho Raha HaiBin Message Ke Dil Bore Ho Raha HaiKahi Aisa To NahiMera Ek Pyara Sa Dost Ab Tak Ghar Ke Bartan Dho Raha Hai.

Kehdo Un Parhne Walon SeKabhi Hum
Kehdo Un Parhne Walon SeKabhi Hum Bhi Parha Kertay ThayJitna Syllabus Parh K Wo Top Kertay HainUtna To Hum Choice Per Chor Dia Kertay Thay

Sitaro Me Aap Hawao Me Aap
Sitaro Me Aap Hawao Me Aap Fizao Me Aap; Baharo Me Aap Dhop Me Aap Chaaon Me Aap; Sach Hi Suna Hai Ki Buri Aatmao Ka Koi Thikana Nahi Hota

Itna khusnasib to hum na theHamari
Itna khusnasib to hum na theHamari taqdia mai sitam kam na theFir kyo hum kuda ko itna bha gyeki Banakar Dost aap Hamare zindgi me aa gaye

Baadal Garja Shor Ke saath; Barish
Baadal Garja Shor Ke saath; Barish Bhi Hui Bade Zor Ke Sath; Zara Dhayan Rakhna Apni Girlfriend Ka; Kahin Bhaag Naa Jaaye Kisi Aur Ke Sath

Khuda Kare Kisi Ko Judai Na
Khuda Kare Kisi Ko Judai Na Mile; Wah Wah Khuda Kare Kisi Ko Judai Na Mile; Aur Jo Group Main Message Na Kare Usse Thand Me Rajai Na Mile

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana Jab wo jage to dhire se Muskarana Phir kehna KANJUS SMS karo

Naughty Funny ShayariUnhein Nahi Thi Mere
Naughty Funny ShayariUnhein Nahi Thi Mere Pyaar Ki Khabar,Unhein Nahi Thi Mere Pyaar Ki Khabar,Shayari Galat Ho Gayi RUBBER Do RUBBER…

Mohabbat Karo Ibadat Ke SathPyar Karo
Mohabbat Karo Ibadat Ke Sath,Pyar Karo Nazakat Ke Sath,Dosti Karo Insaniyat Ke Sath,Sms Padh Liya Na? Ab Reply Karo Sharafat Ke Sath….

Mausam Shabaab Ka Nasha Sharaab Ka;
Mausam Shabaab Ka Nasha Sharaab Ka; Parda Janab Ka Or Rung Gulaab Ka; In Sabse Haseen Sabse Lajwaab Dekho; SMS Padne Waala Mendak Taalaab Ka

Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi
Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein

Aggar Manzil Ko Pana Hai To
Aggar Manzil Ko Pana Hai To Hosla Sath Rakhna; Aggar Pyar Ko Pana Hai To Aetbar Sath Rakhna; Aggar Hamesha Muskurana Hay To Daant Saaf Rakhna

Jahan Ki Khilwat Me Zulul AyegaGamETohin
Jahan Ki Khilwat Me Zulul AyegaGam-E-Tohin Se Kubul Nahi AyegaMaklul Ki Ibrat Hai Ye Qurfa GhalibDamag Phat Jayega Per Shair Samjh Nahi Ayega

Arz Hai: Uss Ne Chupke Se
Arz Hai: Uss Ne Chupke Se Meri Girl Friend Ka Number Nikal Liya Ae Dost; Aur Aaj Wo Apni Hi Bhen Ko Message Kar Kar Ke Khush Hota Hai Har Roz

Aaj didar kal yaar parson pyaar
Aaj didar kal yaar parson pyaar phir ekrar phir intezar phir takrar phir darar sari mehnat bekar aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer ba

Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana …Waah
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana …..Waah! Waah!..Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana …..Waah! Waah!…Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !!

Aapake miss call bhi kya baat
Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain Aapke sms bhi din raat hain Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain

Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat
Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat HogiFir Wahi Kadkti Kali Raat HogiSMS Na Kar Ke Tune Dil Dukhaya Hai MeraJa Tere Badan Mein Khujli Sari Raati Hogi

Dil Diya Tha MOHABBT Ki Nishani
Dil Diya Tha MOHABBT Ki Nishani Samajh KarWo Kha Gaya Use BIRYANI Samajh KarKhoon-e-Jiger B Na Chora Zalim NeWo B Pi Gaya LIMON PANI Samajh Ka

Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal
Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata HaiKe Tu Chat Mein Aati Hai Mere LiyeTu Ab Tak Sirf Chat He Karti TheeAb Web-Cam Bhi Lagati Hai Mere Liye

Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jaati Hai;
Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jaati Hai; Saanse Aksar Tham Jaati Hai; Badi Buri Haalat Hoti Hai Yaaron; Jab; Girlfriend Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai

Wo Hai Bohat Sada Aur Bawaqar
Wo Hai Bohat Sada Aur Bawaqar Lakin Us KiSadgi Main Bhi Ik Sajawat Si HaiUs Ki Guftugu Main Hai Haqiqat Ka RangWarna Ab Her Cheez Milawat Si Hai

Fer Ki Hoyeya Je Tu Hatha
Fer Ki Hoyeya Je Tu Hatha Te Mehndi La LayiHun Assi Vi Sehra Sajavange,Saanu Pata Si Ki Tu Saadi Kismat Ch Nahi,Hun Teri Choti Bhen Fasavange!!!

Yuh Khamosh Rehkar Tadpogi Kabtak…Yuh Khamosh
Yuh Khamosh Rehkar Tadpogi Kabtak….Yuh Khamosh Rehkar Tadpogi Kabtak……………Cameraman Praful Ke SaathDeepak Chaurasia Aaj Tak..

Apni Surat Ka Kabhi To Didaar
Apni Surat Ka Kabhi To Didaar De; Tadap Raha Hun Kabhi To Apna Pyaar De; Apni Awaaz Nahi Sunani To Mat Suna; Kam Se Kam Missed Call Hi Maar De

Tere Chehre Pe Udaasi Aankhon Mein
Tere Chehre Pe Udaasi Aankhon Mein Nami Hai; Tere Chehre Pe Udaasi Aankhon Mein Nami Hai; Tata Namak Istemaal Kar Bete Tujhme Iodine Ki Kami Hai

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de Tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam ek Missed call he maar de

Devdas Ki Tarah Jaan Mat Do
Devdas Ki Tarah Jaan Mat Do YaaroPyar Ko Laat MaroMeri Baat ManoNa Chandramukhi Na ParoRoz Raat Ek Strong Beer Maaro AurChain Se Zindagi Gujaro.

Jawaani Ke Din Chamkile Ho Gaye;
Jawaani Ke Din Chamkile Ho Gaye; Husn Ke Tevar Nukile Ho Gaye; Faisla Lene Mein Humne Kuch Der Kar Di; Ki Itne Waqt Mein Unke Haath Peele Ho Gaye

Usne Haathon Per Mehendi Lagaai Hai;
Usne Haathon Per Mehendi Lagaai Hai; Humne Uski Doli Sajaai Hai; Hamein Pata Tha Woh Bewafa Niklegi; Isliye Humne Uski Choti Behen Bhi Pataai Hai

Neend Aati Hai To Khwaab Aate
Neend Aati Hai To Khwaab Aate Hein; Khwaab Mein Ek Ladki Aati Hai; Ladki Ke Pichhe Uska Baap Aata Hai; Phir Na Neend Aati Hai Na Khwaab Aata Hein

U To Hum Bhi Madad Kia
U To Hum Bhi Madad Kia Nahi KarteChoclate Kya Toffy Bhi Dia Nahi KarteYe DOSTI Sirf Apse Hai Warna Msg To KyHum Kisi Ko Number Bhi Dia Nahi Karte

Pani Main Tairna machali ka styleHawa
Pani Main Tairna machali ka styleHawa me udna panchi ka styleDifferent msgs bhejna FANNAH ka styleFukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .

Dil Ka Dard Dil Todne Wala
Dil Ka Dard Dil Todne Wala Kya JaanePyar Ke Rivazon Ko Zamana Kya JaaneHoti Hai Kitni Takleef Ladki Pataane MeinYe Ghar Baitha Uska Baap Kya Jaane

Barish Ka Mousam Bahut Tadpata HaiUnki
Barish Ka Mousam Bahut Tadpata HaiUnki Yaad Aati Hai Jinhe Dil Chahta HaiLekin Wo Aayein Bhi To KaiseNa Unke Paas Rain Coat Hai Aur Na Chhata Hai.

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar JayegaChund Lamho
Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar JayegaChund Lamho Mein Exam Aayega…..Abhi Bhi Time Hai Thora PerhloNahi To Pass Kya “Munna Bhai” Karwaega!

Jab bhi hota hain deedar dil
Jab bhi hota hain deedar,
dil dhadakta hai baar baar,
par yeh sochkar kehte hain,
ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaa

Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Ajib Hote
Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Ajib Hote Hai; Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Garib Hote Hai; Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hai; Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shauqin Hote Hai

Meri Zindagi Per Faqat Itna Ehsan
Meri Zindagi Per Faqat Itna Ehsan Ker DoIk Benam Si Mohabbat Mere Naam KerdoIk Subha Ko Milo Aur Shaam KerdoAur Sham Tak Mere Ghar Ka Sara Kam Kerdo

Is Duniya Mein Lakho Log Rehte
Is Duniya Mein Lakho Log Rehte Hain; Koi Hasta Hai To Koi Rota Hai; Par Is Jahaan Mein Sukhi Bas Vo Hai Yaaron; Jo Shaam Ko Do Peg Lagaa Ke Sota Hai

Zamane Bher Ki Ruswai Degai Hey
Zamane Bher Ki Ruswai Degai Hey MujheItni Menhat Ki Ye Kamai De Gai Hey MujheWo Lafz Jis Se Hota Nahi Kuch HasilWahi Ik Lafs BHAAII De Gai Hey Mujhe

Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar
Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK banka

Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi Ab raha nahin jata Chatri Lauta de Bhai

Zamane Bher Ki Ruswai Degai Hey
Zamane Bher Ki Ruswai Degai Hey MujheItni Menhat Ki Ye Kamai De Gai Hey MujheWo Lafz Jis Se Hota Nahi Kuch HasilWahi Ik Lafs BHAAII De Gai Hey Mujhe

Tumse Pyaar Karte Karte Hamne Kar
Tumse Pyaar Karte Karte Hamne Kar Diya Crime….Tumse Pyaar Karte Karte Hamne Kar Diya Crime…………….. Is Neither Composite Nor Prime

LIC Wale Bhi Kya Gazab Dhate
LIC Wale Bhi Kya Gazab Dhate Hain; LIC Wale Bhi Kya Gazab Dhate Hain; Logon Ki Biwiyon Ke Paas Ghanton Baith Ke; Husband Ke Marne Ke Fayde Batate Hain

Jise Dil Diya Woh Dilli Chali
Jise Dil Diya Woh Dilli Chali Gayi; Jise Pyar Kiya Woh Italy Chali Gayi; Dil Ne Kaha Khudkushi Kar Le Zalim; Bijli Ko Haath Lagaya To Bijli Chali Gayi

Puri Bottal Na Sahi Ek Jaam
Puri Bottal Na Sahi Ek Jaam Ho Jaaye; Milna Na Sahi Dua Salaam Ho Jaaye; Jinki Yaad Mein Hum Bimaar Baithe Hain; Unhe Bukhaar Na Sahi Jukhaam Ho Jaaye

Kahin Andhaira To Kahin Shaam HogiMeri
Kahin Andhaira To Kahin Shaam HogiMeri Her Khushi Tere Naam HogiKuch Mang K To Daikh HumseBijli, Pani K Bill Or Qarz Main DubiProperty Tere Naam Ho Gi

PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO

Chand pe kali ghata chati to
Chand pe kali ghata chati to hogi Sitaron ko hansi aati to hogi Tum lakh chupao duniya se Magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati toh hogi

Koi Chez BeWafai Se Barh Ker
Koi Chez Be-Wafai Se Barh Ker Kia HogiGhum-e-Tanhai Judai Se Barh Ker Kia HogiKisi Ko Deni Ho Jawani Main SazaTo Wo Saza PARHAI Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi:-

Zindagi Apni Masti May Jiya Karo;
Zindagi Apni Masti May Jiya Karo; Ishq Bahut Bura Hai Na Kiya Karo; Tum Apna Pura Dhyan Career Par Mod Do; Ishq Aur Apni Girlfriend Ko Mujh Par Chor Do

Tu Mera Dil Ban Ja Meri
Tu Mera Dil Ban Ja Meri Jaan Ban Ja; Meri Arzu Ban Ja Mera Armaan Ban Ja; Bandaron Vaali Harkatein Chod De Ab Tu; Aur Thoda Sudhar Ja Aur Insaan Ban Ja

Koi Aankhon Se Baat Kar Leta
Koi Aankhon Se Baat Kar Leta Hai; Koi Aankhon Mein Mulaqat Kar Leta Hai; Bada Mushkil Hota Hai Jawab Dena Yaroo; Jab Koi English Mein Baat Kar Leta Hai

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

Na Jaane Kab Koi Taara Toot
Na Jaane Kab Koi Taara Toot Jaaye; Na Jaane Kab Koi Aansu Aankh Se Chhoot Jaaye; Kuch Pal Hamare Saath Bhi Has Lo; Na Jaane Kab Tumhare Daant Toot Jaaye

Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …Yashomati
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ……Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ……..“Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!”

Legs utha ke karo Tange faila
Legs utha ke karo Tange faila ke karo Ghuma ghuma ke karo Aage peechey dono taraf karo Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga Oye I m talking abt Yoga

Lab Pe Ati Hai Dua Ban
Lab Pe Ati Hai Dua Ban K Tamanna MeriDil Karta He Band Krwa Doon Sim TereDor Duniya Ka Tere DAM Se Ujala HojayeJo Mjhe Sms Na Kare Uska Range Kala Hojaye

Sita Ji Ke Vanvaas Jane Mein
Sita Ji Ke Vanvaas Jane Mein Bahut Badi Seekh Hai; Wah Wah Sita Ji Ke Vanvaas Jane Mein Bahut Badi Seekh Hai; Ghar Me – Saas Ho To Jungle Hi Theek Hai

Dekh Kar Tumhari Hasi Hum Hosh
Dekh Kar Tumhari Hasi Hum Hosh Apne Gawaan Baithe; Dekh Kar Tumhari Hasi Hum Hosh Apne Gawaan Baithe; Hosh Mein Aane Ko The Ki Tum Phir Se Muskura Baithe

Dosti Ke Afsaane Gaaynege Hum; Apni
Dosti Ke Afsaane Gaaynege Hum; Apni Ik Alag Duniya Basaayenge Hum; Jo Diya Bujh Gaya Dosti Ka Hawaaon Se; To Usko Bech Kar Philips Ka Bulb Le Aayenge Hum

Har Khushi Teri Taraf Maud Doon;
Har Khushi Teri Taraf Maud Doon; Tere Liye Chand Taare Tak Tod Doon; Khushiyo Ke Darwaje Tere Liye Khol Doon; Itna Kaafi Hai Ya Do-Chaar Jhoot Aur Bol Du

Har Gali Phoolon Se Saja Rakhi
Har Gali Phoolon Se Saja Rakhi Hai,Har Chowk Pe Ladkiyan Bitha Rakhi Hai,Na Jane Kis Raste Se Aap Aaoge,Isliye Har Ladki Ko Ek-Ek Raakhi Thama Rakhi Hai.

Agar Dava Chahiyetoh Dhundo Koi Chemist…Agar
Agar Dava Chahiyetoh Dhundo Koi Chemist….Agar Dava Chahiyetoh Dhundo Koi Chemist…………….My Name Is Khan And I Am Not A Terrorist…

Woh Aaj Bhi Hamein Dekh Kar
Woh Aaj Bhi Hamein Dekh Kar Muskurate HainWoh Aaj Bhi Hamein Dekh Kar Muskurate HainYeh To Unke Bacche Hi Kameene HainJo Mama Mama Keh Kar Hme Bulate Hain

Socha Tha Har Modd Par Tumhara
Socha Tha Har Modd Par Tumhara Intezar Karenge; Gaur Farmaiye: Socha Tha Har Modd Par Tumhara Intezar Karenge; Magar Kambakhat Saali Sadak Hi Seedhi Nikli

Aaj Tum Par Aansuyon Ki Barsat
Aaj Tum Par Aansuyon Ki Barsat Hogi; Fir Wahi Kadakti Kali Raat Hogi; Yaad na Kar Ke Tumne Dil Dukhaya Hai Mera; Ja Tere Badan Mein Khujali Sari Raat Hogi

Bahut Khoobsurat Ho TumKhud Ko Duniya
Bahut Khoobsurat Ho TumKhud Ko Duniya Ki Buri Nazar Se Bachaya KaroSirf Aankhon Mein Kajal Hi Kafi NahiGale Mein Nimbu-Mirch Aur Chappal Bhi Latkaya Karo.

Shaam Hote Hi Ye Dil Udaas
Shaam Hote Hi Ye Dil Udaas Hota HaiToote Khwaboo Ke Siwa Kuch Na Pass Hota HaiTumahri Yaad Aise Waqt Bohat Aati HaiBandar Jab Koi Aas-Paas Hota Hai…

Dil K Zakham Kisi Ko Dikha
Dil K Zakham Kisi Ko Dikha Na Sako GeDil Mein Jo He Kisi Ko Bata Na Sako GeKaroo Ge Jawani Me Jo Girlfriend Pe KharcheBudhape Tak Udhar Chuka Na Sako Gay:P

Woh Mujhe Chhod Ke Chali Gayi
Woh Mujhe Chhod Ke Chali Gayi Usse Pana Mein Chahun….Woh Mujhe Chhod Ke Chali Gayi Usse Pana Mein Chahun…………..Ahun Ahun AhunAhun Ahun Ahun

Mere Dost Tanhai Me Na Waqt
Mere Dost Tanhai Me Na Waqt Bitaya KaroKabhi Kabhi Mehfilon Me Bhi Aaya KaroKiya Hua Jo Toot Gaye Hen Samney K DantPhir Bhi Moun Khol Ker Muskuraya Karo..

Qabza Dilaya Mujhe Mer Makaan KaMere
Qabza Dilaya Mujhe Mer Makaan KaMere Jo Thea Wakeel Adeem-Ul-Nazeer HainFees Un Ki Poochte Ho To Ab Is Makaan MaiKhood Hazrat-E-Wakeel Rihaayesh Pazeer Hain

Aankho Mein Nami Thi Aur Vitamin
Aankho Mein Nami Thi Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi; Wah Wah Aankho Mein Nami Thi Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi; Jis-Se Raat Bhar Chatting Ki Woh Girlfriend Ki Mummy Thi

Jise Dil Diya Woh Dilli Chali
Jise Dil Diya Woh Dilli Chali GayiJise Pyar Kiya Woh Italy Chali GayiDil Ne Kaha Khud KhushiSuicide Kar Le JalimBijali Ko Haath Lagaya To Bijali Chali Gayi

Bank Ke Lootere Bank Mein Ek
Bank Ke Lootere Bank Mein Ek Sher Farmate Hain,Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Vahi MilegaWah. Wah.Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Wahi MilegaHands Up Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega.

Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi
main sindoor le kar khada tha
wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
upar likha hai most wanted
neeche paise ka inaam hai

IshqEWafa Mein “Wada Pao” Ka Raha
Ishq-E-Wafa Mein “Wada Pao” Ka Raha HoonApni Mohabbat Jiye Jaa Raha HoonMere Peechay Padi Hai Kaafi LadkianFokat Mein Tujhko Pizaa Khila Raha Hoon

Kah Do Un Padhne Valon Se;
Kah Do Un Padhne Valon Se; Kabhi Hum Bhi Padhai Kiya Kartey The; Jitnaa Syllabus Padh Kar Aaj Wo Top Kartey Hain; Utnaa To Hum Choice Par Chod Diya Kartey The

Aapko Humse Kabhi Khone Nahi Denge;
Aapko Humse Kabhi Khone Nahi Denge; Aapko Khud Se Alag Hone Nahi Denge; Kabhi SMS Bhi Kar Dia Karo Warna; Aankh Mein Mirchi Dal Denge Aur Dhone Bhi Nahi Denge

I heard about an older widowed
I heard about an older, widowed lady.This energetic woman loved to dancebut underneath her rapture something shadyhad sought the Doctor, such was circumstance.

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala
Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein

Hum Ho Gaye Tumhare Tumhe Sochne
Hum Ho Gaye Tumhare Tumhe Sochne K BadAb Na Daikhen Gay Kisi Ko Tumhe Daikhne K BadDunya Chor Dain Gai Tumhai Chorne K BadKHUDA! Maaf Kare Itne Jhut Bolne K Bad

Kehne ko toa kichar me bhi
Kehne ko toa kichar me bhi ham kamal khila de ,Magar kuch soch ke ruk jaate hain .Tum kanto me jeene ki baat karte ho,Hum to kaanto ko bhi phool bana dete hain.

Teri Yaad Mein Humne Kalam Uthaayi;
Teri Yaad Mein Humne Kalam Uthaayi; Liya Kagaz Aur Tasveer Aapki Banayi; Socha Tha Ki Usko Dil Se Laga Kar Rakhenge; Magar Vo To Bachchon Ko Draane Ke Kaam Aayi

Teri Yaad Mein Humne Kalam Uthaayi;
Teri Yaad Mein Humne Kalam Uthaayi; Liya Paper Aur Tasveer Aapki Banayi; Socha Tha Ki Usko Dil Se Laga Kar Rakhenge; Magar Vo To Bachchon Ko Draane Ke Kaam Aayi

Buhut Namkeen Hai Woh Jisse Ham
Buhut Namkeen Hai Woh Jisse Ham Chahte Hein; Har Pal Khuda Se Ussi Ko Mangte Hein; Dil Buhut Tarasta Hai Usse Paane Ko; Kya Aapka Dil Nahi Karta Maggi Khaane Ko

Kion Har Bar Mosam Ki Tarah
Kion Har Bar Mosam Ki Tarah Badal Jate HoHar Bar Hamara Dil Dukhatay HoYeh Bat Sun Ker Hamari Roh Tak Kanp GayeAe Dost Tum Masjidon Se Chapal Or Lote Churate Ho

Khayal Ko Kissi Aahat Ki Aas
Khayal Ko Kissi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hai; Nigah Ko Kissi Soorat Ki Talash Rehti Hai; Tere Bin Koi Kami Toh Nahi Hai Dost; Bas Gali Waali Jamadarni Udaas Rehti Hai

Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane Dil
Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane

Har Nazar Mai Ek Kashish Hoti
Har Nazar Mai Ek Kashish Hoti HaiHar Dil Mai Ek Chahat Hoti HaiMumkin Nahi Har Ek Ke Liye TAJMAHAL BanananKyonki Har Dil Mai Chaar – Paanch Mumtaz Hoti Hai

Sooraj Woh Jo Din Bhar Aasman
Sooraj Woh Jo Din Bhar Aasman Ka Saath De; Chand Woh Jo Raat Bhar Taaron Ka Sath De; Pyaar Woh Jo Zindagi Bhar Saath De; Aur Biwi Woh Jo Har Baat Ka Ulta Jawab De

Suraj Wo Jo Din Bhar Aasmaan
Suraj Wo Jo Din Bhar Aasmaan Ka Saath De; Chand Wo Jo Raat Bhar Taaron Ka Saath De; Pyaar Wo Jo Zindagi Bhar Ka Sath De; Aur Biwi Woh Jo Har Baat Ka Ulta Jawab De

Bholay Say Ho Gai Hai Agarcha
Bholay Say Ho Gai Hai Agarcha Yeh Us Say BaatAisi Nahi Yeh Baat, Jisay Bhool JaiayHai Kis Bala Ka Photographer Sitam ZareefMayat Say Keh Raha Hai Zara Mukuraiay!!

Bholay Say Ho Gai Hai Agarcha
Bholay Say Ho Gai Hai Agarcha Yeh Us Say BaatAisi Nahi Yeh Baat, Jisay Bhool JaiayHai Kis Bala Ka Photographer Sitam ZareefMayat Say Keh Raha Hai Zara Mukuraiay!!

Sahil Ki Geeli Ret Per Do
Sahil Ki Geeli Ret Per Do Lover Baithe TheGirlfriend Ne Ladke Ka Hath Pakad Ke Kaha Tum Bolte Kyu Nahi.Wo Muskura Diya Aur Ret Per Likha,Mere Moonh Mein Gutka Hai.

Hum Ho Gaye Tumhare Tumhe Sochne
Hum Ho Gaye Tumhare Tumhe Sochne K Bad,Ab Na Daikhen Gay Kisi Ko Tumhe Daikhne K Bad,Dunya Chor Dain Gai Tumhai Chorne K Bad,KHUDA! Maaf Kare Itne Jhut Bolne K Bad

Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas
Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,Nigah ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai,Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost,Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai…

A chinese couple Mr Hoyo &
A chinese couple Mr. Hoyo & Mrs. Hoyo Had White Twin BabiesThey Named:. Jo Hoyo. So HoyoNext Year They Had One Black BabyThey Name, “Yo Ke Hoyo”!

Dil Ka Dard Dil Torrne Waley
Dil Ka Dard Dil Torrne Waley Kiya JaaneyPyar Ke Rivajon Ko Zamana Kiya JaaneyHoti Hai Kitni Takleef Larrki Ko Pataney MainYe Ghar Pe Baitha Larki Ka Baap Kiya Jaaney

Bekabu Hai Dil Fir Bhi Jiye
Bekabu Hai Dil Fir Bhi Jiye Ja Raha Hun; Khali Hai Botal Fir Bhi Piye Ja Raha Hun; Majburi To Dekho Iss Dil Ki; Reply Nahi Mil Raha Fir Bhi Message Kiye Jaa Raha Hun

Khayal Ko Kissi Aahat Ki Aas
Khayal Ko Kissi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hai; Nigah Ko Kissi Soorat Ki Talash Rehti Hai; Tere Bin Koi Kami Toh Nahi Hai Aye Dost; Bas Gali Waali Jamadarni Udhaas Rehti Hai

Arz Kiya Hai: Dil Mein Dard
Arz Kiya Hai: Dil Mein Dard Hai Aur Ankhon Mein Ansu Hai; Wah Wah Dil Mein Dard Hai Aur Ankhon Mein Ansu Hai; Zara Apni Wale Ka Number Dena Suna Hai Baadi Dhassu Hai

Hothon Ko Chhua Usne Ehsaas Aab
Hothon Ko Chhua Usne Ehsaas Aab Tak Hai; Ankhon Mein Nami Sanson Mein Aag Aab Tak Hai; Waqt Guzaar Geya Par Uski Yaad Na Gai; Kya Panipuri Thi Yaar Swaad Aab Tak Hai

Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne K
Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne K Baad; Ab Kisiko Dekhna Nahi Tumhein Dekhne K Baad; Dunia Chod Deinge Tumhein Pane K Baad; Khuda Maff Kre Itna Jhoot Bolne Ke Baad

Banany Wale Ne Ek DOST Mere
Banany Wale Ne Ek DOST Mere Lia Banaya HyJise Aap K Roop Mein Mainey Paaya HayJo Mere Dil Main Aise Samaya HyJaise Purani Haeli Main “BHOOT” Ka Saaya Hay

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai …
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata ha

Hum Chat Par Charhe Patang Urane
Hum Chat Par Charhe Patang Urane Ke BahaneWo Bhi Chat Par Aayi Kapde Sukhane Ke BahaneUske Mummy Ne Jo Dekha Ye Haseen NazaraJhadu Le Aayi Wo Bandar Bhagane Ke Bahane

Bhagwan kare tujhe bahut pyaar mile
Bhagwan kare tujhe bahut pyaar mile
sabhi ladkiyan tujhe baandhe rakhi
tujhe jeevan bhar ka unka saath mile.
Happy Raksha Bandhan.

Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya
Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter …..Waah! Waah!..Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter …..Waah! Waah!…Ab Hero Honda Splendor, Km Prati Litre .. !!

Hum Chat Par Charhe Patang Urane
Hum Chat Par Charhe Patang Urane Ke BahaneWo Bhi Chat Par Aayi Kapde Sukhane Ke BahaneUske Mummy Ne Jo Dekha Ye Haseen NazaraJhadu Le Aayi Wo Bandar Bhagane Ke Bahane

Hum Whiskey Nahi Pite Hum Rum
Hum Whiskey Nahi Pite Hum Rum Bhi Nahi Pite; Hum Gam Bhulane Ke Naam Pe Jaam Hi Nahi Pite; Aggar Mil Jaye Yaaron Ki Mehfil; To Khuda Ki Kasam Hum Kisi Se Kam Nahi Pite

Tumhaari Yaad Dil Se Jaane Nahin
Tumhaari Yaad Dil Se Jaane Nahin Denge; Tumhaare Jaisa Dost Khone Bhi Nahin Denge; Roz Sharafat Se SMS Kiya Karo Warna; Ek Kaan K Neeche Denge Aur Rone Bhi Nahin Denge

Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi Aankho
Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
Are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi.

Haqiqat Samjho Ya AfsanaApna Samjho Ya
Haqiqat Samjho Ya AfsanaApna Samjho Ya BaiganaHamara Aapka Rishta He PuranaIs Liye Farz Tha Aap Ko BatanaKay Garmiyan Aa Gayi Hain,Ab Shuru Ker Do Roz Nahana!Jao Nahao

Woh Aaj Bhi Hume Dekh Kar
Woh Aaj Bhi Hume Dekh Kar Muskurate Hein; Gaur Farmiyae: Woh Aaj Bhi Hume Dekh Kar Muskurate Hein; Yeh Toh Unke Bachche Hi Kamine Hein; Jo Humein Mama-Mama Bulaate Hein

Dewangi Se Kum Na Thi Kuch
Dewangi Se Kum Na Thi Kuch Apni JustujuHum Bewafa Jahan Mein Wafa Dhondte RahayMehromiyon K Dor Mein Kin Hasraton K SathHum Chuwlon Ki BIRYANI Mein BOTI Dhondte Rahay:-D

Shadi Karni Chahi Par Kismat Na
Shadi Karni Chahi Par Kismat Na KhuliTaj Mahal Banana Chaha Par Mumtaz Na MiliEk Din Kismat Khuli Shadi HueAb Taj Mahal Banana Chata HuPar Yeh Mumtaj Hai Ke Marti Hi Nahi

Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye
Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,
husn ke tever nokile ho gaye,
faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye,
ki unke haath peele ho gaye….

Mandir mein jap karta hoon Masjid
Mandir mein jap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adab karta hoon,
insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon

Funny Poetry Sms in Hindi and
Funny Poetry Sms in Hindi and UrduArz Kia Hai :Aalu Kya Gobhi Bhi Khaya KaroAalu Kya Gobhi Bhi Khaya KaroUs Gali Mein Rehne Wali,Kabhi Kabhi Humari Gali Bhi Aaya Karo

Aye Khoobsurat Haseena Tu Sirf Sawal
Aye Khoobsurat Haseena Tu Sirf Sawal Nahi Ek Paheli Hai; Aye Khoobsurat Haseena Tu Sirf Sawal Nahi Ek Paheli Hai; Aur Jispe Hum Line Maarte Hain Vo Tu Nahi Teri Saheli Hai

Safed Suit Par Jab Lal Bindi
Safed Suit Par Jab Lal Bindi Lagati Ho; Kasam Se Bilkool Ambulance Nazar Aati Ho; Farq Itna Hai Wo Zakhmiyon Ko Le Jaati Hai; Aur Aap Ho Ki Aashiqon Ko Zakhmi Kar Jaati Ho

Meri Kabar Pe Mat Gulaab Leke
Meri Kabar Pe Mat Gulaab Leke Aana; Na Hi Haathon Mein Chiraag Leke Aana; Payasa Hu Main Barso Se Jaanam; Bas Aate Waqt Ek Kadhaai Chicken Aur Saath Mein Sharaab Leke Aana

Bewaafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum
Bewaafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi; Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamsar Hum Bhi Nahi; Pyaar Ke Iss Maud Par Kehte Ho Ke Shadishuda Ho; To Kya Hua Darling Kunware Hum Bhi Nahi

Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge

Ga To Me Bhi Sakta Hu
Ga To Me Bhi Sakta Hu Soor Nahi MiltiBaza To Me Bhi Sakta Hu Tall Nahi MiltiHe Sarjaha Apne Taj Mahal Par Itna Gurur Mat KarBanva To Me Bhi Sakta Hu Lekin Mumtaz Nahi Milti

Arz Kiya Haihellip;Bakre Ne Maara Jo
Arz Kiya Hai…Bakre Ne Maara Jo Bakri Ko Seeng……Bakre Ne Maara Jo Bakri Ko Seeng……………………..Toh Bakri Bhi Maregi Bakre Ko Seeng.

Machchhar Ki Makkhi Se Ho Gayi
Machchhar Ki Makkhi Se Ho Gayi ShadiPahali Hi Raat Main Machchhar Ki Ho Gayi BarbadiBola Apni To Kismat Hi Khoti Hai,Makkhi Raat Ko “GOOD NIGHT” Lagakar Soti Hai

DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM
DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM
AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE
YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO
BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE

Woh Kehti Thi Maine Tumhe Apne
Woh Kehti Thi Maine Tumhe Apne Dil Main Lock Kar Diya; Gaur Farmaiyega Woh Kehti Thi Maine Tumhe Apne Dil Main Lock Kar Diya; Aur Aaj Usne Facebook Pe Hamein Block Kar Diya

Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe
Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.

Sitaro me aap Hawao me aap
Sitaro me aap, Hawao me aap, Fizao me aap,
Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota…

IF PAPER COME TOUGH IN EXAMJUST
IF PAPER COME TOUGH IN EXAM,JUST CLOSE YOUR EYE FOR A MOMENT�TAKE A BREATH AND SAY LOUDLY�…YEH INTERESTING SUBJECT HAI MUJE EK SAAL AUR PADHNA HAI..

Hum Aapko Dekhne Ki Chaahat Rakhte
Hum Aapko Dekhne Ki Chaahat Rakhte Hain; Aapki Har Baat Dil Mein Chupaaye Rakhte Hain; Na Jaane Kab Aap T V Per Aaa Jaayein; Isiliye Din Raat Cartoon Network Lagae Rakhte Hain

Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain Ishq
Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..

usne mehndi laga rakhi thi humne
usne mehndi laga rakhi thi
humne uski doli utha rakhi thi
hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi
issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi

Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …Waah
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …………….Waah! Waah!..Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ………“Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!”

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja
Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai

Faqat Is Aas Par Baithi Rahi
Faqat Is Aas Par Baithi Rahi Sadia Ki Maan BarsonKeh Beti K Liye Acha Sa Aik Pegham AjayeNa Shaheen Zer-E-Daam Aya To Is Had Tak Utar AayinKoi Dhobi, Koi Mochi, Koi Hajjam Aajaye

Baaghon Mein To Bahaar Darakhton Kee
Baaghon Mein To Bahaar Darakhton Kee Dekh Lee; College Mein Aa Key Convocation Ko Dekhiye; Leemoo To Kaaghazee Bahut Dekhey Hain Aapney; Ab Kaaghazee Taraqqee-E-Nation Ko Dekhiye

Faqat Is Aas Par Baithi Rahi
Faqat Is Aas Par Baithi Rahi Sadia Ki Maan BarsonKeh Beti K Liye Acha Sa Aik Pegham AjayeNa Shaheen Zer-E-Daam Aya To Is Had Tak Utar AayinKoi Dhobi, Koi Mochi, Koi Hajjam Aajaye

Tujhe Paane Ke Liye Kuchh Bhi
Tujhe Paane Ke Liye Kuchh Bhi Kar Sakta Hu; Tere Pyaar Mein Jee Toh Kya Mar Bhi Sakta Hu; Phir Bhi Tu Nahi Mili To Koi Mujhe Gham Nahi; Yeh Formula Kissi Dusri Pe Set Kar Sakta Hu

Tujhe Mujhse Mujko Tujse Jo Bohat
Tujhe Mujhse Mujko Tujse Jo Bohat Hi Pyar Hota; Na Tujhe Qaraar Hota Na Mujhe Qaraar Hota; Tera Har Marz Ulajhta Meri Jaan-E-Natwaan Se; Jo Tujhe Zukaam Hota To Mujhe Bukhaar Hota

Gaa toh hum Bhi sakte haiAgar
Gaa toh hum Bhi sakte hai,Agar awaaz hot toh.Baja toh hum bhi sakte hai,Agar Saaz ho toh.Kaun kehta hai Tajmahal Shahjahan ne Banaya,Bana toh hum bhi sakte hai,Agar Mumtaj ho toh.

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.

Hotho Se Jo Choo Liya Ehsaas
Hotho Se Jo Choo Liya Ehsaas Ab Tak Hai; Aankhe Nam Hai Aur Sanson Mein Aag Ab Tak Hai; Raat to Hum Kat Lenge Jaise Taise; Chinta Hai Subah Ki Jab Yeh Hari Mirch Karegi Aisi Taisi

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote
Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai

Is Tarah Dil Me Samaoge Malum
Is Tarah Dil Me Samaoge Malum Na Tha
Dil Ko Itna Tadpaoge Malum Na Tha
Socha Tha Dur Ho Or YAAD Nhi Aoge
Magar Is Kadar YAAD Aaoge Malum Na Tha.

Palkon Se Aansu Bikhar Jate Hein;
Palkon Se Aansu Bikhar Jate Hein; Aap Kya Jaano Aap Kitna Yaad Aate Hein; Hum Aaj Bhi Usi Moad Pe Khade Hein; Jaha Apne Kaha Tha Tum Yahin Ruko; Hum Daru Aur Namkin Lekar Aate Hein

Punam ki rat me chand badal
Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai,
Waqt k sath insan badal jata hai,
Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare,
Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..

Pyaar baarish ki bundho ki tarah
Pyaar baarish ki bundho ki tarah hai,
Jikso chune ki khwaish mein,
Hatheliyan to gili ho jaati hain,
Par haath hamesha khali hi rehti hain…

Zindagi Behaal Hai Sur Hai Na
Zindagi Behaal Hai Sur Hai Na Taal Hai; Message Box Bhi Kangaal Hai Kya Aapki SMS Factory Mein Hartal Hai; Yaar Kuchh Toh Bhejo Mere Mobile Pe; Sabhi Groups Mein Izaat Ka Sawaal Hai

Kitni Kanjosi Pe Amada Hain Mare
Kitni Kanjosi Pe Amada Hain Mare Susral WaleyRaz Ki Baat Bataoon To Dar Lagta HaiAsey Kamrey Main Sooladia Mare Saloon Ney Mujey“Paoon Phaylaoon Tu Diwar Se Sar Lagta Hai”

Na Moh Na Maya Hai Aalas
Na Moh Na Maya Hai Aalas Tumhi Ko Aaya Hai; Humein Bhi Message Kar Ke Dekh Lo Mere Dost; Nokia/Samsung/Apple Ne Yeh Itna Mehnga Mobile; Sirf Tumhari GIRLFRIEND Ke Liye Nahi Banaya Hai

Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek
Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai,
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,
Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai,
Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti…

Dil k dard ko zuba par
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

Zindagi mein tum iss tarah jaise
Zindagi mein tum iss tarah jaise ki bahar aayiPyar iss tarah kiya ki gulzar aayiKhush hum aise huae ki jaise basant ki fuhar aayiTumne dhokha iss tarah diya ki dil mai heartattack aayi

Zindgi Ke Safar Ko Lafzo Mein
Zindgi Ke Safar Ko Lafzo Mein Piroya Hua Hai; Apni Har Ghazal Ko Dard Mein Bhigoya Hua Hai; Aaj Zyada Zor-Zor Se Wah-Wah Na Kehna Kambakhton; Kyunki Andar Mera Khadoos Baap Soya Hua Hai

Koi Chala Gaya Door To Kya
Koi Chala Gaya Door To Kya Karein,
Koi Mita Gaya Sab Nishan To Kya Karein,
Yaad Aati Hai Ab Bhi Unki Hume Had Se Jyada,
Wo Yaad Na Kare To Kaya Kare.

Ik MuhibEShairEMashriq Say Main Nay Yeh
Ik Muhib-E-Shair-E-Mashriq Say Main Nay Yeh KahaKuch To Farmain Huzoor, IQBAL K Ehwal MainKehnay Lagay Iqbal Say Itni Si Nisbat Hay MujhayMain Nay Banwali Hay Kothi Gulshan-E-Iqbal Main

Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai
Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai,
Humne uski doli sajai hai,
Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !!!

Arz Kiya Haihellip;Ab Toh Zindagi Ka
Arz Kiya Hai…Ab Toh Zindagi Ka Maksad Hai Tujhe Apnana…Ab Toh Zindagi Ka Maksad Hai Tujhe Apnana…………………..A For Apple B For Banana…WAH WAH…!!

Piche Se Dekha To Unhe Dekhte
Piche Se Dekha To Unhe Dekhte Hi Un Par Marr MitteAge Se Dekha To Bhi Unhe Dekhte Hi Un Par Marr MitteFarq Sirf Itna Hai Ki Pehle Khushi Ke Maare Mar Mitte TheAur Baad Main Sharam Ke Maare

Kabhi Ek Lamha Aisa bhi Aata
Kabhi Ek Lamha Aisa bhi Aata Hai,
Jisme beeta Hua kal Nazar ata Hai,
Bas Yaadein Reh Jati Hai Yaad krne K Liye,
Aur Waqt Sab Kuch Leke Guzar Jata Hai !!

Khamosh palako se beh kar jab
Khamosh palako se beh kar jab aansu ate hai,
aap kya jane kitne aap yad ate hai,
aaj bhi us mod pe khade hain,
jaha aapne kaha tha thahero hum abhi aate

Gam na ho whan jhan ho
Gam na ho whan jhan ho afsana apka,
khusiyan dhundti rhe asshiyana aapka,
wo wqt hi na aaye jb aap udas ho,
ye duniya bhula na ske muskurana apka…

Saamne na ho to tarasti hai
Saamne na ho to tarasti hai aankhe,
Yaad me teri barasti hai aankhei?.
Mere liye nahi inke liye hi aa jaao,
Aap ka bepanaah intezaar karti hain aankhe !!

Kal Jab Mile The To Dil
Kal Jab Mile The To Dil Mein Hua Ik Sound; Or Aaj Mile To Kehte Hain Your File Not Found; Jo Muddat Se Hota Aaya Hai Wo Repeat Kar Dunga; Tu Na Mili To Apni Zindagi Ctrl+Alt+Delete Kar Dunga

Kya hua jo usne racha li
Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge,
Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,
Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge…..

Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyaar
Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyaar kiya karte the
Yaad unhe din-raat kiya karte the
Ab un raahon se guzra nahi jaata
Jahan baith kar unka intzaar kiya karte the

One Boy to Waiter: Hum Yahan
One Boy to Waiter: Hum Yahan Nahi Rahenge, Humare Paise Wapis Karo,Itna Chhota Kamra Aur Bas Ek Stool,Tumne Hume Bewkoof Samajh Rakha Hai Kya?Waiter: Sir, Kamrey Mein To Chaliye Ye Lift Hai.

Zamane se nahi to tanhai se
Zamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.

Taras gaye apke deedar ko phir
Taras gaye apke deedar ko
phir bhi dil aap hi ko yaad karta hai
humse khusnaseeb to apke ghar ka aaina hai
jo har roz apke husn ka deedar karta hai…

Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiana
Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiana Sajane Se Darte Hain; Baagon Mein Phool Khilanne Se Darte Hain; Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaaeinge Hazaaro Dil; Tabi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananee Se Darte Hain

Har gali phoolon se saja rakhi
Har gali phoolon se saja rakhi hai,
Har chowk pe ladkiyan bitha rakhi hai,
Na jane kis raste se aap aaoge,
Isliye har ladki ko ek-ek raakhi thama rakhi hai.

Blood Donate Karne Se Pehle Hamesha
Blood Donate Karne Se Pehle Hamesha Uska Group Janchna…Blood Donate Karne Se Pehle Hamesha Uska Group Janchna…………….“Basanti In Kuton Ke Samne Mat Nachna….”

Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati
Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,
pade bhi to kya pade
yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai…

Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya
Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Santa Singh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana
Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain; Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain; Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil; Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain

Pakar tumhe sapne sach lagne lage
Pakar tumhe sapne sach lagne lage
ajnabi se the jo kabhi aaj apne lagne lage
hota nahin yakin khud ki kismat par
dhadkane hote bhi woh jaan lagne lage…

Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho
Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,
Dil mile na mile haath milate raho,
Taj Mahal banaana toh bahut costly hoga,
Par har gali mai ek Mumtaz banate raho…

Kisi ke dil mein basna bura
Kisi ke dil mein basna bura to nahi
Kisi ko dil mein basana khata to nahi
Hain ye zamane ki nazar me bura to kiay hua
Zamane wale bhi insan hai khuda to nahi..

Devdas Ne Paaro Ke Ghar Ke
Devdas Ne Paaro Ke Ghar Ke SaamneSusu Kar Diya,Paro Ne Pucha, “Dev Ye Tune Kya Kar Diya?”Devdas Bola, “Teri Bewafai Ne Itna Dard Diya Ki Aansuon Ne Apna Rasta Badal Diya.”

Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas
Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
Nigah ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai,
Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost,
Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai

Hum Aap Ki Har Cheez Se
Hum Aap Ki Har Cheez Se Pyar Kar Lenge,
ApKi Har Baat Par Aitbaar Kar Lenge..
Bas Ek Bar Keh Do Ki Tum Sirf Mere Ho,
Hum Zindagi Bhar AapKa Intezar Kar Lenge..!!

Pucho na us kagaj sejis pe
Pucho na us kagaj se,jis pe hum dil ke bayan likhte
hai.Tanhayino me beeti baate tamam likhte hai,
Wo Kalam bhi dewani ho gayi,
jis se hum AAP ka Naam likhte hai

Chali Jaati Hai Aaye Din Wo
Chali Jaati Hai Aaye Din Wo Beauty Parlour Mein Yu; Unka Maqsad Hai Misaal-e-Hoor Ho Jana; Magar Ye Baat Kisi Begum Ki Samajh Mein Kyun Nahi Aati; Ki Mumkin Hi Nahi Kishmish Ka Fir Se Angoor Ho Jana

Yun durr reh kar duriyon ko
Yun durr reh! kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.

Apne saaye se bhi ashkon ko
Apne saaye se bhi ashkon ko chupa kar rona
Jab bhi rona to chiragon ko bujha kar rona
Jahan chot khana wahan muskurana
Magar is ada se ke roye sara zamana…

Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab PYAAR kehte hain!

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo
Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega…

Na Jaane Wo Humse Kya Chhupati
Na Jaane Wo Humse Kya Chhupati Thi; Kuch Tha Zaroor Uske Payyare Se Hontho Pe; Magar Na Jaane Kyon Humse Sharmati Thi; Jab Munh Khulwaya Tab Jakar Maloom Huya; Saali Chup-Chup Paan Masala Chabati Thi

Kehne ko toa kichar me bhi
Kehne ko toa kichar me bhi ham kamal khila de ,
Magar kuch soch ke ruk jaate hain .
Tum kanto me jeene ki baat karte ho,
Hum to kaanto ko bhi phool bana dete hain.

Apke aane se khil gaya hai
Apke aane se khil gaya hai aangan
aapke saath se jhoom untha hai gagan
aap ho isiliye khush hai sara chaman
aur aapse pyar karne ko hum lenge hazaron janam…

Kal Ik Bachon Ki Majlis Mai
Kal Ik Bachon Ki Majlis Mai Kaha Aik Shokh Bache NeHamari Taak Mai Dushman Bare Huushyar Bethe HainAzeezo ! Saathio ! Mansooba Bandi Ke Zamaane MaiGhaneemat Hai K Hum Soorat Yahan Do Chaar Bethe Hain

Laxman Topup Card Lene Gaya Hai
Laxman Top-up Card Lene Gaya Hai, Aur Haan Maine Vibhishan Ko Facebook Pe Add Kar Liya Hai. Lanka Mein Kya Ho Raha Hai, Wo Sab Status Update Kar Deta Hai,Chal Baad Mein Chat Karenge, Bye!Love You. Ram

Julfo me foolo ko saja ke
Julfo me foolo ko saja ke aayi hai,
Chehare se dupatta utha ke aayi hai,
Kisi ne puchha aaj badi khubsurat lag rahi ho,
Mane kaha shayad aaj naha ke aayi hai…

Mehgai Ke Iss Daur Mein Karna
Mehgai Ke Iss Daur Mein Karna Padta Hai Apne Kharche Par Kabooo..Mehgai Ke Iss Daur Mein Karna Padta Hai Apne Kharche Par Kabooo…………….Ek Chutki Sindoor Ki Kimat Tum Kya Jano Ramesh Babu…

Andaman Me Meri Shadi Ki Baat
Andaman Me Meri Shadi Ki Baat ChaliJaise Hi Maine Sasu Ji Ko DekhaMeri Baayi Aankh Chal GayeeSasur Ji Kehne Lage Bete Shadi Karne Aaye Ho Meri Beti Se Aur Line Marte Ho Meri Patni KoTabse Main Kunwara Tha

Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne
Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne ka gum,
Ankhon mein aansu hai ya udas hai ham,
Kaise kahain k kaisey hain ham,
Bas itna samaj lena k tum bin bohat akele hai ham…

Mere Marne ke baad aey dost
Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana…
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana…
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai…

Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki
Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasveer Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,Wah Wah.Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasvir Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,Aur Har Ghadi Unka Didar Ho Isliye Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai.

Dil ki baat dil mein mat
Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse I love you kehna,
Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaye to darna mat,
Raakhi nikaal na aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna…

Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai…

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab
Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,
Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me,
To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.

Jab chla chor k batlane ki
Jab chla chor k batlane ki zehmat bhi na ki,
Khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala,
Dushmani k bhi tu aadaab hain aey dost bata,
Koi itna bhi na tha tujh ko batanay wala…

Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj
Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..
Dil deker dard lena ki ada koi humse seekhey..
kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..
SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey

` Lehar aati hai kinare se
`
Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.

Saja kar apni hi aankh hazaar
Saja kar apni hi aankh hazaar chehron pe
kiya hai maine sada aitbaar chehron pe
main teri bazm me kis – kis se dushmani leta
likha tha naam tera be-shumaar chehron pe…

Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi
Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai

Hoton Pe “Haan” Hai…Dil Mein “Naa”
Hoton Pe “Haan” Hai…Dil Mein “Naa” Hain…Hoton Pe “Haan” Hai…Dil Mein “Naa” Hain …Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: “Mere Paas Maa Hai …”

Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha
Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai… :

Wo ishk to karti hai par
Wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti.
Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti.
Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali
Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta…

Woh ayee thi Chicago meri dost
Woh ayee thi Chicago, meri dost ki biwi bankar,American lifestyle ki zindagiyon may kahin kho gayi,Microsoft se ek chota sa offer kya aa gaya,Naa sirf hum doston ko chod, balki apne pathi ko bhi chod kar settle chali gayi.

Arz Kiya Hai: Mehfil Mein Hamare
Arz Kiya Hai: Mehfil Mein Hamare Joote Kho Gaye To Ham Ghar Kaise Jayenge; Wah Wah Mehfil Mein Hamare Joote Kho Gaye To Ham Ghar Kaise Jayenge; Kisi Ne Kaha: Aap Shayari To Shuru Kijiye Itne Milenge Ki Aap Gin Nahi Payenge

Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin
Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge,
Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna ……,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahin denge…

Log ruthkar rah jaatein haiDil ki
Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai,Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain,Zamana teji ka hai,Phir kyon nahin aeroplane si udaan bharte hain!Kalam se khat par leekh kar kabootar udaana hua ab poorana,Sonchtein hain yeh to zamana hua deewana!

Arz Kiya Haihellip;Baith Kar Girlfriend Ki
Arz Kiya Hai…Baith Kar Girlfriend Ki Zulfon Ke Saaye Mai Aisa Josh Aaya…Wah-Wah, Wah-Wah…Baith Kar Girlfriend Ki Zulfon Ke Saaye Mai Aisa Josh Aaya…;;;Ki Uske Papa Ne Dekh Liya Aur ICU Mai Hosh Aaya…

Arz Kiya Haihellip;Kal Tak Thee Jo
Arz Kiya Hai…Kal Tak Thee Jo Meri Present…Kal Tak Thee Jo Meri Present………..Aaj Ho Gayee Hai Past…….Kal Tak Thee Jo Meri Present…Aaj Ho Gayee Hai Past……….Offer Valid Till Stocks Last..

मेरी विनती सुन लो GODAमैं लेता
मेरी विनती सुन लो GODAमैं लेता नाम तुम्हारा..

Kar Dete Hai Ghayal Mujhehellip;hellip;hellip;Apne Baalon
Kar Dete Hai Ghayal Mujhe………Apne Baalon Ko Hawa Mein Khula Mat,Chodna Yaara Gaur FarmayiegaGaur Farmayiega….Apne Baalon Ko Hawa Mein Khula Mat Chodna Yaara……Warna Log…Teri Dandruff Se Panaah Mange Ge.

Are main to jaankar bhi tujh
Are main to jaankar bhi tujh jaise patthar se takra jaaungi
Tumse takra kar apne aap ko shishe sa bikhra jaaungi
Mana ki patthar hoon ghayal to nahi kar sakti aapko
Par fir bhi yakin hai thode bahut nishan to bana jaaungi.

Bachiyon K Chakker Me Larke Jate
Bachiyon K Chakker Me Larke Jate LuttOr Khatey Hain Un K Bhaiyon Se Wo Kutt…Iss Waja Se Larke Larkiyon Ko Chor Detay HainMoqa Mil Tey Hi Un K Bhaiyon Ko Phor Dete Hain..Na Kare Makeup To Un Se Banda Dar Jata Hay,Karti Hain Itna Makeup K Weight Barh Jata Hay

I donrsquo;t have any किनारानहीं दिखता
I don’t have any किनारानहीं दिखता कोई नजाराPlease take Fastly ANy actionमैं बिकता खड़े बजारा

An ec engineer thoughtIf engineers make
An ec engineer thoughtIf engineers make their film name should beHamari i.c apke pas h,curent or voltage do lutere, resistor, ek tha capacitor, engineering ek dhokha, maine engineering kyo kiaVoltagefull , inductor ke side efect ,enginerin ek prem katha, kyoki resistor jhut nahi bolta, currentcharitar-,input vale output le gayenge, i.c hil gayi

O God तू अपरम्पाराकरो बेडा पार
O God तू अपरम्पाराकरो बेडा पार हमाराplease give me some powerमैं बन जाऊं चाँद सितारा

Just ImagineMaan Lo Aap Bus Mein
Just ImagineMaan Lo Aap Bus Mein Safar Kar Rahe HoAapko Bahut Jor Ki Paad Aa Raha HaiItifakan, Gana Bhi Bahut Jor Se Baj Raha HaiAur Mauke Ka Faida Uthate HueAapne Bhi Bade Smartly Gaane Ki Dhun Mein Dhun Milate Hue Paad MaraAur Kisi Ko Pata Bhi Nahi ChalaJab Utrane Lage Aapne Dekha Sab Ghur Rahe HainAur Achanak Aapko Yaad AayaGana To Aapke Headphone Per Chal Raha Tha.

Mujhe Apni Mehbooba Se Milne Ka
Mujhe Apni Mehbooba Se Milne Ka Bara Shoq ThaUse Qareeb Se Dekne Ka Bara Shoq Tha Din Likh Diya Khat Usko Sabr Kar KDil Me Armano Ki Qabr Kar KBholi Bhali Samaj Na Saki Mere Pyar KoDe Diya Khat Apne Bhai Gulzar KoMe Ne Darya Ki Bari Moj DekhiJab Apne Peeche Gulzar Ki Foj DekhiUn K Maarne Se Jism Se Saaz Nikal Rahe TheMun Se Agle Pichle Raaz Nikal Rahe TheLogon Ne Kaha Kis Pe Azaab Aaya HeDil Ne Kaha Khat Ka Jwaab Aaya Hai

Acirc; Acirc; Urdu Funny Shairy Hindi
  Urdu Funny Shairy , Hindi Funny Sms Shayari , Urdu Sms Shayari , Hindi Sms Shayari , Funny Sms Poetry , Mazahiya Urdu Shayari , Urdu Sms Collection , Hindi Sms Collection , Funny Hindi Shayari Etc Shaadi Ka Wada Kia Parveen SeWarna Muhabbat To Thi Maheen SeAnjane Mein Sab Kehdia Mehreen SeKia Haal Hoa Tha Pocho Samreen SeAb Ummeed Hai Sirf Noreen SeLekin Bat Banegi Narmeen SeYa Phir Dekho Ambreen SeNahi To Shayad Nosheen SeOr Hosakta Hai K Naveen SeWarna Setting To Hai Sabeen Se

Idher To Shehar Ke Ganjey Mairi
Idher To Shehar Ke Ganjey Mairi Talaash Mein HainUdher Tamaam Lafangey Mairi Talaash Mein HainMain Unn Ka Maal Gaban Ker Ke Jab Say Bhaitha HoonYateem Khaaney Ke Bachey Mairi Talaash Mein HainMila Hai Nuskha Jawaani Palat Ka Jab Say MujheyTumharey Shehar Ke Bhudey Mairi Talaash Mein HainMain Jinn Ke Waastey Jootey Chura Le Jail GayaWoh Ley Ke Haath Mein Jootey Mairi Talaash Mein HainDiya Hai Naam Kafan Chor Jab Say Tum Ne MujheyPuraani Qabron Ke Murdey Mairi Talaash Mein HainPatey Ki Baat Jo Moonh Say Nikal Gayi PaagalTumharey Shehar Ke Pagley Mairi Talaash Mein Hain

Zindagi Honay Lagi Jub Say Basar
Zindagi Honay Lagi Jub Say Basar Yahoo PerRoze Karta Hoon Naya Aik Safar Yahoo PerShaam Takk Rehti Hai Jaari Tugg-O-Dau Rozi KiAur Phir Raat Say Hoti Hai Sahar Yahoo PerFaaslay Abb Kahan Haayal Rahay Insaanon MeinKar Hi Laitay Hain Mulaaqat Magar Yahoo PerIlm Ka Aik Samandar Hai Pyaason Kay LiayDekh Nadaan Koi Ilzaam Na Dhar Yahoo PerSirf Dunya Hi Naheen Door Khalaaon Tak KeeDhoondnay Waalon Ko Milti Hai Khabar Yahoo PerYeh Alag Baat Keh Awaargiyaan Bhi Hain BohatPakray Jaanay Ka Bhee Koi Naheen Darr Yahoo PerAisa Lugta Hai Keh Guzray Ga Burhaapa Kuch YoonDhyaan Maazee Mein Kaheen Gum Tau Nazar Yahoo Pe

Ram Ne Sita Ko SMS KiyaDear
Ram Ne Sita Ko SMS Kiya,Dear Situ,What’s up?Main Yaha Mast Hu and Hope Tu Bhi Good Hogi,Laxman Tujhe Miss Karta Hai.Yaar Tu Tension Na Le,Main Bahut Jaldi Tujhe Ravan Ke Yaha Se Le Jaunga.Maine BSNL Ka Sim Liya Hai, Aur Ravan Ka Number Free Karwa Liya Hai,Ravan Ko Maine Mobile Per Bahut Gaaliya Di,Saale Ne Ye Bol Ke Phone Kaat Diya Ki Battery Low Hai,Main Tujhe Micromax Ka Days Battery Backup, Dual Sim Wala,Aur GB Ka Card Sad Song Bhar Ke Mr. Hanuman Ke Hath Bhej Raha Hun.Isme Net Surfing Bhi Hai.Ab Hum Tum Night Mein Calling Ke Maje Le Payenge,India Mein G Bhi Lauch Ho Chuka Hai,Ho Sake To Lanka Se Video Calling Ka Try Karna.

Aaj Tak Woh Band Baje Shaamiyana
Aaj Tak Woh Band Baje Shaamiyana Yaad HayKhud Ko Itni Dhoom Se Sooli Charhana Yaad HayTeen Moqay Bhi Diye Qazi Ne Ghor-O Fikr KeAaj Tak Who Qeemati Moqay Ganwana Yaad HayAik Nah Kafi Thi Her Muskil Se Bachne Ke LiyeHum Ko Han Ka Faislaa Who Ehmaqana Yaad HayGhar Jise Laye The Hum Roti Pakane Ke LiyeAb Pakati Hay Hamen Us Ka Pakana Yaad HayNah Silaee Janti Hay Nah Cooking Maloom HayHan Oose Shohar Ko Ungli Per Nachaana Yaad HayUski Her Ik Baat Per Kehna Hi Parta Hay ‘Bajaa’Is Tarah Ooska Hamen Barson Bajana Yaad HayMantay Hen Hum Husaini Hadesaa Hoga ShdeedKiyon Keh Tum Ko Waqeaa Itna Puranaa Yaad HayKhozema Husaini Khandwi

Shaher Ki Es Daud Me Daud
Shaher Ki Es Daud Me Daud Ke Karna Kya Hai?Jab Yehi Jeena Hai Dosto To Phir Marna Kya Hai?Paheli Barish Me Train Late Hone Ki Fikr HaiBhul Gaye Bhigte Hue Tahelna Kya Hai?Serails Ke Kirdaaro Ka Saara Haal Hai MalumPar Maa Ka Haal Puchhne Ki Fursat Kise Hai?Ab Ret Pe Nage Pao Tahelte Kyu Nahi? Hai Chanel Phir Dil Bahelte Kyu Nahi?Internet Ki Duniya Ke To Touch Me Hai,Lekin Pados Me Kon Raheta Hai Jaante Tak Nahi.Mobile, Landline Sab Ki Bharmaar Hai,Lekin Jigri Dost Tak Pahuche Aise Taar Kaha Hai?Kab Dubte Hue Suraj Ko Dekha Tha Yaad Hai?Kab Jaana Tha Shaam Ka Woh Banana Kya Hai?To Dosto Shaher Ki Es Daud Me Daud Ke Karna Kya HaiJab Yahi Jeena Hai To Phir Marna Kya Hai?

ghum nhiacute; halpha;mksigma; unkiacute; чalpha;alpha;dsigma;n mє
ghum nhí hαmkσ unkí чααdσn mє чun hí jíчє jααnє kα,
kuch tσ вαt hσgí jσ hmє αpnα mαn kr вhí kαh nhí pαчє
αчє khudα mαt вhєjnα hαmαín jαnnαt mαrnє kє вααd,
jσ uskí вααhσn mєín hum єk вhí rααt sσ nαhín pααч

Doobte Hue Aadmi NePull Par Chalte
Doobte Hue Aadmi NePull Par Chalte Hue Aadmi KoAawaz Lagayi “Bachao Bachao”Pull Par Chalte Aadmi Ne NeecheRassi Fenki Aur Kaha Aaoo….Nadi Mein Dobta Hua AadmiRassi Nahi Pakad Pa Raha ThaRah Rah Kar Chillaa Raha ThaMein Marna Nahi ChahtaZindagi Badi Mehengi HaiKal Hi To Meri Ek MNC Mein Naukri Lagi Hai..Itna Sunte Hi Pul Par ChalteAadmi Ne Apni Rassi Kheench LiAur Bhagte Bhagte Wo MNC GayaUsne Wahan Ke HR Ko Bataya KiAbhi Abhi Ek Aadmi Doobkar Mar Gaya HaiAur Is Tarah Aapki Company MeinEk Jagah Khali Kar Gaya Hai…Mein Berozgaar Hoon Muje Le Lo…HR Boli Dost Tumne Aane Me Der Kar Di,Ab Se Kuch Der Pehle Humne Us Aadmi Ko Lagaya HaiJo Usse Dhakka De Kar Tumse Pehle Yahan Aaya Hai !!!

# Local VariableMein Pal Do Pal
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Boys Gussa Nahin KarnaBohat Hee Khobsurat
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Mujhay Wo Larki Lagti Hai Buhat
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Jab Jab Hum Ne Chaha Tab
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Pareshaan Thi Champu Ki WifeNonHappening Thi
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Gher Ke Kamon Se Ghabra KerApni
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Dil Ka Dard Dil Torrne Waley
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