Hansi Shayari in english , in hindi

read best hansi shayari jiske pad kar hans hans kar pad nikl jaane .text here….

Mohabat ke har raste me Dard
Mohabat ke har raste me Dard hi dard milega
Mein soch raha hu Uss raste pe
Medical store Khol lu Mast chalega

Bindas muskurao kya gum haizindgi me
Bindas muskurao kya gum hai,
zindgi me tension kisko kam hai,
aacha ya bura to kewal brham hai,
zindgi ka naam hi, kabhi khushi kabhi gum hai.

Girl : jaanu agar tum amir
Girl : jaanu agar tum amir ban Gaye Toh muje Kya doge
Boy : Dhokha

Pagli etna Attitude tu kise dikhati
Pagli etna Attitude tu kise dikhati he
Tu jis se Make up karti he Usse to ham Carrom khelte the

Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati haiSanse
Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai
Sanse aksar tham jati hai
Bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro
Jab Girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai

Har taraf padhai ka saya haiKitabo
Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai

Mummy kehti hai jab tu ghar
Mummy kehti hai jab tu ghar par hota hai tab phone chodta nahi
or jab bahar hota hai to phone uthata kyu nahi

CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati
Wah-Wah
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati
Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati

Us ne yeh soch kr alweda
Us ne yeh soch kr alweda keh diya
K yeh ghareeb log hain Muhabbt k siwa kia dain gey…😝😝😝😝

Roj roj vajan nap kar kaya
Roj roj vajan nap kar kaya karna hai Ek din to sabne marna hai
Char din ki hai zindgi Kha lo ji bhar ke
Agla janam phir kilo se Shuru karna hai

Aaj jab borr hote h toh
Aaj jab borr hote h toh wo Bahut yaad aati
Kyuki dil k sath Bahut acha timepass krti thi wo

Mai: Hello bhai kya haal haiDost:
Mai: Hello bhai kya haal hai
Dost: Mast bhai tu suna
Mai: Yaar ek kaam tha
Dost: Haan to karle baad mei baat kar liyo
kaam jyaada zaroori hai

Sare aam bik gai meri mohhabt
Sare aam bik gai meri mohhabt q ki dosto mai garib tha

Humse mat pucho zindagi k Baare
Humse mat pucho zindagi k Baare mein
Ajnabi kya jaane ajnabi k baare mein

Zid pe aa jaye kisi baat
Zid pe aa jaye kisi baat py bacha jesy
Dil tere baad kuch is tarah sanbhaala hum ne

Zindagi behaal haiSur hai na taal
Zindagi behaal hai
Sur hai na taal hai
Msg box bhi kangal hai
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal ha

Bf: jaan socha call kar loon
Bf: jaan socha call kar loon tum mujhe miss kar rhi hogi
Gfrnd: kminey abhi min pehle to ladai karke hate ho
Bfrnd: iski maa ka fer tera no Lag gya

Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar seKasam
Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se
Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum
Par jab pata chala nazar parmanant tirchi hai
To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum

Aaj Usne Ek Baat Keh Ke
Aaj Usne Ek Baat Keh Ke Mujhe Rula Diya
Jab Dard Bardaasht Nahi Kar Sakte To Mohabbat Kyo Ki

DiL karta hai k Lipat jaon
DiL karta hai k Lipat jaon ROOH ban kar Tere Jisam se
K jab Tum se Juda hon to Teri JAAN hi Nikal jaye

Mery Shikwo pe us ne hans
Mery Shikwo pe us ne hans Kar kaha
Kis ne ki thi wafa jo hum karte…..😫😫😫😫

Hume tumse Love haiPlease refuse na
Hume tumse Love hai
Please refuse na karna
Ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai
Please ise fuse na karna

Chhoria likh to aise deti h
Chhoria likh to aise deti h jese gaar ka sara kam vohi krti…kam to kuch nhi krti phone leke bethti or logo ko dikhNe ki lia status pr likh deti busy..

Aisa dostana hamara Main kashti tu
Aisa dostana hamara Main kashti tu kinara
Main dhanush tu teer Main matar tu paneer
Main varsha tu badal Main rajma tu chawal
Main hot tu cool Main april tu fool

sun rahe hai na tuDusri dhund
sun rahe hai na tu
Dusri dhund raha hun mai
searching hee

Ay raat tum to Agosh e
Ay raat tum to Agosh e Muhbat mein so jaya kro
hamain to Aadat hai sitaron ki rakhwali ki

Kabhi Fursat Se Hisaab Karenge Tujhse
Kabhi Fursat Se Hisaab Karenge Tujhse Aye Khuda
Ki Maine Gunaah Jyada Kiye Yaa Tune Zakham Jyada Diye

Aap baago k sab se hasin
Aap baago k sab se hasin gul hai
Hum to bas aap ke kadmo ki dhul hai
Ab jada gurur mat karna kyoki Aaj april fool hai

Bandriya ne apni maa se pucha
Bandriya ne apni maa se pucha meri sadhi kiske sath hogi
Bandriya ki maa ne kha
agar ye sms padne wala muskra de to Samjo baat pakki

Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Wo Meri
Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Wo Meri Hai,
Aankhe Uski Jheel Si Gehri Hain,
Propose Kar-Kar Ke Thak Gaya,
Tab Jaake Jana Ke woh Behri Hai.

Jab tum aayine ke paas jate
Jab tum aayine ke paas jate ho
To aayina kehta hai Beautiful Beautiful
Jab tum aayine se door jate ho
To aayina kehta hai April Fool

Ankhon se barsaat hoti hain Jab
Ankhon se barsaat hoti hain Jab apki yaad saath hoti hai,
Jab b busy rahe mera cell to
Samajh lena aapki hone wali Bhabhi se meri baat hoti hai

Sitaro mein aap Hawao mein aapFizao
Sitaro mein aap Hawao mein aap
Fizao mein aap Baharo mein aap
Dhop mein aap Chaaon mein aap
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota

Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho
Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rab se shikayat hogi
tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rabse shikayat hogi
ek to jhela nahi jata dusara aa jay ye kam baat hogi

Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut
Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho
Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho
Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley jayein
Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho

Ek dukhi girlfriend neApne boyfrnd ke
Ek dukhi girlfriend ne
Apne boyfrnd ke liye Shayari likhi
Phoolo ka raja Baharo ka shahzada
Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada
Dil todh kar chala gaya KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA

Milne ka Vaada Un ki juban
Milne ka Vaada Un ki juban se to nikal gya
Poochi Jaga to hans k kaha KHWAAB me

Ek Tujh Ko Na Jeet Sake
Ek Tujh Ko Na Jeet Sake Hum Tujh Se pagal
Umar Beet Gai Khud Ko Juari Kehte Kehte

Mai Fanaa Ho Gyi Wo Badla
Mai Fanaa Ho Gyi Wo Badla Fir Bhi Nahi
Shayad Meri Chahat Se Bhi Sachhi Thi Nafarat Uski

Dhundla Rahey Hein Shehr K Jaltay
Dhundla Rahey Hein Shehr K Jaltay Howey Charagh
Aey Neend Aa Bhi Jaa, K Boht Raat Ho Chukki

Samandar mai fana hona to kismat
Samandar mai fana hona to kismat ki kahani he,
Jo marte hen kinaron par mujhe dukh un pe hota hai

Tahir g dukh dilo ka kam
Tahir g dukh dilo ka kam ho jate agar tum or mai hum ho jate kitne hasin alam ho jate tum or me hum ho jate…

TAKHLEEQEKAINAT ki ye reet bari niraali
TAKHLEEQ-E-KAINAT ki ye reet bari niraali hy “PREM”,
jo ho na saky apna,
muhabbat b usi sy hoti hy.

Hai khuda teri bahut merbania htere
Hai khuda teri bahut merbania h….tere hi darbar mai tere se bhi pahle is bande ka name lete h …fir bhi log muze kaha samjte h…

Tum mujhe kabhi dil kabhi Aankhon
Tum mujhe kabhi dil kabhi Aankhon se pukaro
Yeh honton ka takalluf to zamane ke liye hai..👌👌👌👌👌👌

Ye Jo Sitaaro Se Bhara Neela
Ye Jo Sitaaro Se Bhara Neela Aasmaan Dekh Rahi Ho Tum
Aye Pagal Ye Meri Chaahton Ka Samandar Hai
Jo Tere Liye Roj Sajaye Rehta Hoon Main

Ishq K Khayaal Bohat HainIshq K
Ishq K Khayaal Bohat Hain
Ishq K Charche Bohat Hain
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain

Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya.

Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi
Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya
Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya
Hum Bhi Muqaddar Ko Chuna Lagate Hain
Aur Din Mein Hi So Jaate Hain

Ye Aainay Tujhay Teri Khabar Kya
Ye Aainay Tujhay Teri Khabar Kya Deinge,,,,,,!
“Nandkishor”
Aa Daikh Meri Aankhon Mein Kay Tu Kitna Haseen Hai…..!🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

Aap wo phool ho jo gulshan
Aap wo phool ho jo gulshan mein
nahin khilte
Par jis pe aasmaan ke farishte bhi fakr
hai karte
Aap ki zindagi hadd se zyada kimti
hain,
Janam din aap hamesha mnaye yu hi

Nigah Azal sy pyasi hai or
Nigah Azal sy pyasi hai or kuch b nhi
Sari Dunia hi khafa si hy or kuch b nhi
Gham-e-jana hy Na gham-e-dunia
Aik bay naam udasi hy or kuch b nahi…..💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘

ldquo;hellip;Kal raat chand hubahu tujh jaisa
“…Kal raat chand hu-ba-hu tujh jaisa tha “…..Nandkishor mujhe kabhi dil kabhi Aankhon se pukaro
“ADMIN”
Yeh honton ka takalluf to zamane keliey hai..👌👌👌👌👌👌…..”
Wohi husan, wohi ghuroor, or wohi doori…”🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙